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1. Which U.S. president declared Thanksgiving a national holiday? Um? Can I refer to wikipedia? That's typically what I do when I don't know things.
2. Where will you be on Thanksgiving? At home, and then at someone else's house drinking
3. What's the farthest you've ever travelled for Thanksgiving? Not far..I always celebrate with the fams.
4. Do you put up decorations? My mom puts up some stuff...when I have my own place I will decorate for fall. It's an often overlooked season.
5. Best Thanksgiving memory: Making kick **** turkey sandwiches with my grandpa the day after thanksgiving when I was like 9 or 10...and he gave me a little bit of beer. I felt so cool.
6. Funniest Thanksgiving memory: This one time? My mom burnt the turkey and we had to have lasagna instead.
7. Worst Thanksgiving memory: Not something I like talking about, thanks.
8. Thanksgiving memory that you're most thankful for: geez enough with the **** ing memories!
9. First Thanksgiving memory: I've had it!
10. What's your favorite Thanksgiving food? GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE
11. What's your favorite Thanksgiving pie? pumpkin
12. What's your favorite Thanksgiving dessert? pumpkin pie
13. What's your favorite food made from the leftovers? turkey leftover sandwiches
14. What's the worst Thanksgiving food? that cranberry **** in the can
15. Weirdest thing you've ever eaten for Thanksgiving? that cranberry **** in the can. and fried turkey. ew.
16. Do you watch football on Thanksgiving? when I can yes
17. Do you know who played the 1st football game, Thanksgiving 1934? no
18. Have you seen the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special? duh
19. Have you seen The Waltons Thanksgiving Story? of course
20. Have you seen The Mouse and The Mayflower? no
21. Do you watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? **** that
22. Have you ever been in a parade? yes!
23. Can you recite at least 50% of the song Alice's Restaurant? is that like the theme song to the popular 70's show Alice? "Early to rise...early to bed..."
24. Do you even know what Alice's Restaurant is? You should! It's the show about the three waitresses in the diner, right? Kiss my grits! (?)
25. Do you go shopping the day after Thanksgiving? **** no, I try to avoid cultural trends of that nature
26. What is your FAVORITE thing about Thanksgivng? day off
27. What do you hate about Thanksgiving? Kelly Ripa
28. Who would you like to invite to your Thanksgiving dinner? Pete Doherty
29. What are YOU thankful for this year? my sanity