| 1. Do you prefer Lucky Charms or Fruit Loops? |
Look, dicktard, it's Froot Loops, alright? Tucan Sam will cut you. |
| 2. What is your favorite type of music? |
German Techno |
| 3. What is your fravorite kind of shoes? |
The kind I have. I think they're from Target |
| 4. How would you describe the side of yourself that only you see? |
What? You talkin stupid. I dont' like you. |
| 5. What do you want to accomplish in life? |
I read somewhere that this guy thinks that soon we'll all have little nannites living in our bodies that heal and repair us allowing us to live virtually forever. I'd like to stay alive until that happens. |
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| 6. What celebrity do you dislike the most, and why? |
The Big Three. Britney, Paris, and Lindsey. Why are they alive? |
| 7. What celebrity do you think is sexy? |
Jessica Alba |
| 8. If any, what drugs have you done in your life(list all)? |
Heroine, Crack, Cocaine, Special K, E, Meth, Pot, Vicodin, shrooms, Acid, Kick, PCP, Rolos, Rufie, Alcohol, Chimichanga, Crow's feet, Donkey, KR7 Delite, Fluff'n'stuff, Caffine |
| 9. Do you think people you consider to be friends make fun of or talk about you behind your back? |
No. Because I'm always watching. |
| 10. It's Saturday night, your free to do anything you want... what do you want to do? |
Get a blowjob |
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| 11. Are you lovin' it? |
the blowjob? Hell yeah. It's a **** ing blowjob. |
| 12. Comedy, Drama, or Horror? |
Comedy |
| 13. Smurfs or Fraggle rock? |
Dude, the fraggles could smurf the smurf out of the smurfing smurfs. |
| 14. Rainbow Brite or My Little Pony? |
**** that homo **** . |
| 15. Care Bears or Popples? |
Oh man! I used to have a popple! My grandma gave him to me. His name was dunker. He turned into a basketball. |
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| 16. Do you get excited when you hear the words "Road Trip" and "Concert" in the same sentence? |
No. I get excited when I hear the words "I'm going to blow" and "you" in the same sentence. |
| 17. What would you do if a troll bit your toe and gave you troll-aids? |
Jesus **** ing christ! We were having a good time answering a survey and you have to go and ruin it with your **** . I hope you die of regular aids. |
| 18. Who is your favorite person to talk to over the internet? |
The people I talk to over the internet, I talk to in real life too. |
| 19. What song are you listening to right now? |
I'm listening to SAG and Mark. "Hello Mark? I am [SAG]" |
| 20. Burn out or Fade away? |
Live forever via nannites in my blood. |