| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
I would rather die then even look at a leprauchaun |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
Shot of lemon juice |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
Shot |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
I rather go myself |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
Sunburn, I will end up with a tan |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
Puke |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
Deaf i guess |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
Live in the 1800 that would be great |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
neither |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
Singer |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
invisble |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
Witch would be interesting |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
rich i guess |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
I am used to being alone |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
Envy |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
Purple eyes |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
Purple eyes, cause sakes suck |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
Cancun, too many damn liberals in Cal |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
10,000 |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
Granny is great |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
i need better eyes anyeay |
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