| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
i'll take the latter...i'm irish i could take him....elephant...not so much |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
um...lemon juice...i mean come on |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
shot...preferably in the head so its fast |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
probably myself |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
well watermelon i guess...even though i don't like it too much |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
throw up |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
neither....how about i'm missing a toe or two? |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
1800s |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
JT...paris is such a skeez |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
Actress |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
Stop Time...because then you wouldn't need to be invisable |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
well....does Pagan count as witch..because i've got that covered |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
be rich...wtf kind of question is that? |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
well er...i don't like being alone at all...so the 4 bfs..but putting it out there know i don't cheat..this is just a survey |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
envy...at least with envy i won't be like lazy or whatever... |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
purple eyes...hello |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
purple cow...far more rare then a two headed snake...i've seen the snake, i have yet to see a purple cow |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
CA |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
sweater probably |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
twelve other people until i went carzy and moved out...why? because i have no grandmother.... |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
1,200 bike ride...it would take me damn near a year hahaha |