| 1. How much do your friends really like you??? |
They **** ing love my ass! |
| 2. What's your name? |
**** you know the name! |
| 3. How old are you? |
24 |
| 4. What's your sign? |
Play At Your Own Risk. |
| 5. What's it say about you that's true? |
*lol* |
| 6. How many people do you know that you'd consider less intelligent than yourself? |
A.lot. |
| 7. Are you cocky? |
Not at all! |
| 8. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? |
Nope. |
| 9. How long have you been together/been single? |
Like, 2 years this Summer. |
| 10. Why did your last relationship end? |
Wasn't meant to be. |
| 11. Who's your crush? |
Does it matter? |
| 12. Do they like you too? |
No. |
| 13. What's your favorite bar? |
Chocolate. |
| 14. Who's your favorite bartender? |
Don't have one. |
| 15. What's your favorite mixed drink? |
Don't drink! |
| 16. What's your favorite liquer? |
Ew. |
| 17. What's your favorite beer? |
Ew again! |
| 18. What's your favorite wine? |
Not! |
| 19. What's your favorite city? |
Las Vegas. |
| 20. Who's your favorite person (friend or celeb)? |
KORN! |
| 21. How many children do you want? |
Not sure about that now. |
| 22. What's your occupation? |
Spoiled **** **** . |
| 23. How long have you worked there? |
Since birth. |
| 24. Do you like it? |
YES! |
| 25. Do you like your boss? |
Dad. |
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| 26. What could be better @ work? |
Having someone do my job. |
| 27. What's the best thing that can happen @ work? |
I work at home, man. What else can I ask for? |
| 28. What's the worst thing that can happen @ work? |
Dad **** ing. |
| 29. What's your dream job? |
Kept Wifey. |
| 30. Are you in College? |
Not right now. |
| 31. What's your (desired) major? |
Music or Marketing. |
| 32. Can you speak anything other than English? |
Spanish. |
| 33. Tell me a sentence and translate it: |
ˇMe hace loco que yo no puedo obtener su atención como hace los otros! [You figure it out. You need to learn anyway.] |
| 34. Do you like our current president? |
NO! |
| 35. Why/Why Not? |
B/C! Look at this **** thats going on that DOENS't need to be going on! and Bud is still illegal. |
| 36. Do/Will you vote? |
Yes I do. I want to **** , so I vote. |
| 37. For which party? |
Dem. |
| 38. Do you listen to the radio? |
Not so much. |
| 39. If you do, who's your favorite DJ/Station? |
106.1 |
| 40. What's your top two songs? |
"Walk" & "Open up" |
| 41. What's your top two movies? |
GoodFellas & Four Brothers. |
| 42. Who's your top two actors? |
Garrett Hedlund & Brad Pitt. |
| 43. Who's your top two actresses? |
Rose McGown |
| 44. What are your top two fruits? |
Ryan and Tristan. *lol* |
| 45. What are your top two veggies? |
KORN and KORN |
| 46. What kind of salad dressing do you like? |
Ranch. |
| 47. Ketchup or Mustard? |
Both. |
| 48. Sweatshirts or hoodies? |
Hoodies. |
| 49. Woods or beaches? |
Both. |
| 50. Guys or girls as friends? |
Guys! |
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| 51. Boots or Tennis shoes? |
Both. |
| 52. Jeans or sweats? |
Both. |
| 53. Dr.Pepper or Rootbeer? |
PEPSI! |
| 54. Who would you be on the Wizard of Oz? |
::shrug:: |
| 55. What do you do most on the computer? |
MySpace. |
| 56. When was your last arguement? |
Today. |
| 57. What was it about? |
Can't remember. |
| 58. Did you apologize? |
When I'm wrong. |
| 59. Why? |
My bad! |
| 60. What does your crush/g.f./b.f. look like? |
Such a cutie!!!!!! |
| 61. What was the first thing you noticed about them? |
Eyes. |
| 62. What is the hottest thing about them? |
Everything. |
| 63. What is the most annoying thing about them? |
::shrug:: |
| 64. What is the cutest thing about them? |
Everything!! |
| 65. Are they older, or younger than you? |
*lol* Shut.Up. |
| 66. By how much? |
Lots. |
| 67. What was the last thing you bought them? |
Ha! |
| 68. What was the last thing they bought you? |
Ha! again. |
| 69. How many people do you claim you've had sex with? |
What?! I'm not a hoe! |
| 70. How many people have you really had sex with? |
None ya! |
| 71. What's your favorite candy? |
Red Vines. |
| 72. What's your favorite brand of clothes? |
Don't really have one. |
| 73. What's your favorite brand of shoes? |
ADIDAS and my Fieldy shoes!!! |
| 74. How often do you exercise? |
Not enough. I can just blaze! |
| 75. What's your favorite workout? |
Toking! *hehehe* |
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| 76. Do you have any pets? |
Yes. |
| 77. Do other people like those pets? |
Yes. My goofy brown stoner dog! |
| 78. What was the last thing that hurt your feelings? |
::sigh!:: |
| 79. People often say you're : |
Evil. |
| 80. When you think of embarassment what comes to mind? |
Ummm....I keep my **** together, yo. |
| 81. What's your top two TV shows? |
Real World, The Hills, Simpsons, 70's Show. |
| 82. What are your top two channels? |
MTV & FX. |
| 83. Who are your top two reality/game show hosts? |
Real World and The Hills. |
| 84. Do you know Tom Lantz? |
Yes. |
| 85. How'd you meet him? |
Lives next door. |
| 86. Does Eagle 107.5 really ROCK? |
NO! |
| 87. Why do you think that? |
B/C I just know! |
| 88. Is this survey lame? |
Yes! |
| 89. Am I lame? |
Oh yeah! You suck ass! |
| 90. How much do you love me? |
I don't **** ! |
| 91. Where did we meet? |
Don't wunna meet you. |
| 92. What's my name? |
What's my name!? |
| 93. Who was my childhood obsession? |
Ummm..... |
| 94. Who do I live with? |
Like I care. |
| 95. Is my number listed in the phone book? |
Nope! |
| 96. What color are my eyes? |
Brown :\ |
| 97. What's the best thing about me? |
Nothing. |
| 98. Why are we friends? |
Nope! |
| 99. Did you like this survey? |
Killed some time. |
| 100. Will you pass this on? |
Up to them |