| 1. THE BASICS... Name? |
Alan |
| 2. Gender? |
Male |
| 3. Sexuality? |
What? |
| 4. Age? |
15 |
| 5. Height? |
5'7 |
| 6. Weight? |
135 pounds |
| 7. Eye color? |
Brown |
| 8. Hair color? |
Black |
| 9. Race? |
Indonesian/Nederlands |
| 10. Piercings? |
None |
| 11. Where? |
~none~ |
| 12. Tattoos? |
None yet |
| 13. YOUR CRUSH... How long have you known this person? |
Don't have one |
| 14. How did you meet this person? |
~don't have one~ |
| 15. What made you like him/her? |
~~don't have one~~ |
| 16. Does (s)he have any piercings? |
**** man, don't have **** ing have one |
| 17. Does (s)he have any tattoos? |
Suck a **** |
| 18. Smoker or nonsmoker? |
**** |
| 19. Favorite thing about this person? |
Piss |
| 20. Does (s)he know you like him/her? |
**** |
| 21. Does (s)he like you, too? |
**** |
| 22. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE... Color? |
Orange/Blue |
| 23. Flower? |
I guess, roses |
| 24. Type of pants? |
Hollister |
| 25. Type of shoes? |
Adidas Goodyears/ Pumas |
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| 26. Tv show? |
South Park |
| 27. Song? |
Here's Your Letter/ Alien's Exist - Blink 182 |
| 28. Movie? |
Too many |
| 29. Food? |
Too many |
| 30. Game? |
CRASH BANDICOOT! |
| 31. Candy? |
Mike Ike's |
| 32. Book? |
**** books, they're for fags |
| 33. Place to go? |
Amsterdam, Europe |
| 34. Website? |
Youtube, or myspace |
| 35. THIS OR THAT... Burger King or McDonald's? |
McDonald's |
| 36. Subway or Firehouse Subs? |
Subway? |
| 37. KFC or Popeye's? |
KFC |
| 38. Pizza Hut or Domino's? |
Pizza Hut |
| 39. Chocolate or vanilla? |
I like mint |
| 40. PINK TEAM OR BLUE TEAM? |
Both are sexy! |
| 41. White or black? |
Both are fine |
| 42. Dark or light? |
Light |
| 43. Right or left? |
Both are useful |
| 44. Wet or dry? |
Depends... |
| 45. Cold or hot? |
In between |
| 46. Sunny or rainy? |
Depends... |
| 47. On or off? |
Depends... |
| 48. Top or bottom? |
Depends...mother **** ing stupid question |
| 49. Up or down? |
OMFG I don't know |
| 50. Against a wall or against a door? |
Jesus man, why don't you ask dick or **** ! |
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| 51. In the closet or out? |
HOLY **** , You know, I like none |
| 52. Covered or uncovered? |
NONE |
| 53. Radio or cd? |
CD |
| 54. Sony PSP or Nintendo DS Lite? |
Sony PSP |
| 55. AIM or MSN? |
MSN |
| 56. Laptop or desktop? |
Both are gnarly |
| 57. Private or public? |
Both are rad |
| 58. Rich or poor? |
Rich mother **** er, who the **** 's wants to be poor |
| 59. Love or money? |
Both blend |
| 60. Sharp or dull? |
Sharp |
| 61. Hard or soft? |
Both |
| 62. Thick or thin? |
Both |
| 63. Long or short? |
**** in depends |
| 64. Water or fire? |
Water |
| 65. Crayola or Rose Art? |
Crayola for life! |
| 66. Emails or letters? |
Emails, it's the **** ing year 2007 |
| 67. Sidekick or Blackberry? |
Neither |
| 68. Prepaid or monthly? |
Monthly |
| 69. MTV or BET? |
**** BET!... IM GONNA **** ING SUE ROGERS FOR MAKING IT PUBLIC SO THAT STUPID WHITE CRACKERS CAN BECOME ALL ROUTY.........MTV |
| 70. LAST... Picture you took? |
Last week |
| 71. Thing you bought? |
+44 CD |
| 72. Person you talked to? |
My mother |
| 73. Person you called? |
Adam Zarka |
| 74. Person who called you? |
Stefano |
| 75. Text message you received? |
Kyle Morrison |
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| 76. Text message you sent? |
Kyle Morrison |
| 77. Clothes you wore? |
Shirt - Billabong Pants - Parasuco |
| 78. Type of underwear you wore? |
Playboy silks **** ! |
| 79. Thing you said? |
NO KYLE I WILL NOT HAVE DIRTY SEX WITH YOU, GOD! |
| 80. Show you watched? |
Spongebob for life! |
| 81. Place you went? |
School |
| 82. Thought you had? |
A melody for my new song |
| 83. Dream you had? |
Me humping some tree and re-populating the earth |
| 84. HOW MANY DO YOU OWN? Cell phones? |
I unno, 3 |
| 85. TVs? |
1 |
| 86. Computers? |
1 |
| 87. Dvd players? |
1 |
| 88. VCRs? |
1 |
| 89. CDs? |
3 |
| 90. DVDs? |
Countless |
| 91. Pairs of shoes? |
Countless |
| 92. Belts? |
3 |
| 93. Watches? |
4 |
| 94. Rings? |
None |
| 95. Necklaces/chains? |
None |
| 96. Bracelets/wristbands? |
Bracelet |
| 97. AND FINALLY... Do you regret taking this survey? |
Not really, it took a thrid of my bordism |
| 98. Are you glad it's almost over? |
Not really, now i got nothing else to do... |
| 99. Would you do it all over again? |
Sure, but different questions |
| 100. Will you post it on your page? |
Sure |