| 1. How are you doing today? |
A little tired, but I think I'll be all right - it's too early to tell though |
| 2. What did you do last night? |
went to the Big Shiny for dinner, stopped at CVS for my thyroid meds, came home & went onto myspace all night |
| 3. How big is your hair? |
not big at all; I don't live in Jersey. |
| 4. What was your favorite Christmas gift? |
my ceiling fan that I have yet to install in my bedroom |
| 5. Where's the money? |
not here, that's for damn sure. |
| 6. Are you currently listening to music? |
nope |
| 7. Who are the ones? |
the ones what...? I don't get it |
| 8. Who invented the Gizmo? |
what the **** is the Gizmo? where'd these questions come from anyway? |
| 9. Do you drink? |
yes |
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| 10. Have you found God? |
Yes, he's hiding out in my basement |
| 11. Do you know Jesus loves the little children? |
...oh too well... |
| 12. Do you believe in Plan "A"? |
Nope, I switched to Plan B a long time ago |
| 13. Did you vote for Bush the first time? |
NO |
| 14. Did you vote for Bush again? |
NO!! |
| 15. Did you answer No to the two previous questions? |
yes |
| 16. Does that make you proud? |
sometimes |
| 17. Who would win in a fight Jesus or The Incredible Hulk? |
...If Jesus isn't using his Jesus-powers, then the hulk, most definitely |
| 18. Did you watch Arrested Development? |
for a time |
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| 19. What is Love? |
Love is hard to describe. There's so many forms of it, where would one begin? |
| 20. Is Jim Carrey the greatest comedic actor of our time? |
No, but he's funny |
| 21. Did you say no? |
yes |
| 22. If yes, will you please slap yourself? |
NO! You're insane! He's not THAT funny...sorry, I won't slap myself for some survey-creating R-tard... |
| 23. Can you follow the crazy diction? |
oh I'm doing ok |
| 24. What's your favorite word? |
**** hole (I just thought that one up) |
| 25. Do you believe in Magic? |
NO, and I don't believe in Ronald McDonald either |
| 26. Is it a trick or an illusion? |
illusion |
| 27. Are you going to throw away that bone? |
no, your momma wants it |
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| 28. Are you waiting for a sign from the universe, any sign at all, to become an actor? |
Not really; I know I can put on a show, but that's a whole different story |
| 29. What's the final lesson? |
to not **** up |
| 30. If I'm at the docks late at night and I flash my lights, I'm waiting for? |
drugs? I don't know |
| 31. Plate or Platter? |
plate |
| 32. What's the deal with the cutoffs? |
ummmm...wha? |
| 33. Are you Hermano? |
Nope, just German & Greek ;) |
| 34. Finish this sentence "I'm having a love affair with..."? |
myself |
| 35. Do you go to sleep with the TV on? |
nope |
| 36. What's the last book you finished reading? |
what's reading? |
| 37. Is this the end of the quiz? |
not quite |
| 38. Do you think you'll pass? |
nope |
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