| 1. How do you usually dress? |
In clothing, it's illegal not too |
| 2. Do you like dancing? |
the drunker i am the more i dance |
| 3. Chocolate or vanilla? |
vanilla |
| 4. Have you ever thrown up on a dentist? |
no, lucky him eh? |
| 5. Have you ever searched for your own name on Google? |
yup approx 355,000 hits |
| 6. Have you ever failed drivers' ed? Why? |
nope, never done it, passed test and never looked back, except in the rear view mirror |
| 7. Is there happiness in slavery? |
if your into that sort of thing yes |
| 8. Do you smoke? |
only when i'm on fire |
| 9. What size shoe do you wear? |
UK 11 / euro 45 |
| 10. Shorts or pants? |
pantalons |
| 11. Touch or be touched? |
touch all over |
| 12. Do you believe in life after love? |
the show must go on |
| 13. Do you believe in aliens? |
you think we're the only planet with life in the whole universe? I don't think so. |
| 14. Would you date someone older than you? |
Ha ha, married someone older than me. |
| 15. Have you ever prayed to Bhudda? |
ohhmm ohhmmm ohmmm NO!!! |
| 16. Have you ever seen Nine Inch Nails in concert? |
No but i have heard a live recording |
| 17. Would you go skydiving? |
why jump out of a fully functioning aeroplane? |
| 18. Have you ever been home schooled? |
no, but my teachers wanted to spend so much time with me that they regular as clockwork gave me detention |
| 19. Last time you were really really mad? |
i suffer mild road rage but i don't remember the last time i got really mad. |
| 20. Have you met anyone online? |
met loads of people online, but only met a handful in the flesh |
| 21. Where were you born? |
grimsby, lincolnshire, uk |
| 22. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? |
I've not looked in the mirror this morning, should i have done? |
| 23. Have you ever walked more than a mile? |
I love walking so yes |
| 24. Do you know anyone who has never left their home state? |
yup |
| 25. Have you ever tried to bite a dentist? |
lol no |
| 26. Are you afraid of the dark? |
no |
| 27. Hamburgers or cheeseburgers? |
cheeseburgers |
| 28. Do you send chain letters very often? |
feckin hate em |
| 29. What's the best concert you've seen? |
metallica on the damaged justice tour 1988 |
| 30. Have you ever failed a grade? Why? |
no coz i'm clever |
| 31. Who do you talk to most on IM? |
genrally talk about music life and all that sort of bollox |
| 32. Logic or art? |
logic |
| 33. How tall are you? |
6' 1/16" |
| 34. What was the last movie you saw in a theater? |
ice age II |
| 35. What's your favorite animal? |
Tiger |
| 36. Have you ever been in an accident? |
yes |
| 37. Favorite day of the week? |
sunday coz i get to spend all day at home |
| 38. Do you like holidays? |
love em, who wouldn't? |
| 39. Have you ever yelled at a telemarketer? |
only once coz she wouldn't take no for an answer |
| 40. Would you go to college if you had a chance? |
nahh |
| 41. Do you wear cologne? |
sometimes |
| 42. Who do you have a crush on now? |
nobody |
| 43. Have you ever been toilet papering? Why? |
no coz i can afford to buy it |
| 44. Do you like taking surveys? |
yes but some get a little repetative |
| 45. Where do you live? |
in a house |
| 46. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? |
would i live if the wife found out? |
| 47. How easily do you trust people? Why? |
depends on the person, i'm a pretty good judge of charecter |
| 48. Do you like walks in the park? |
yup |
| 49. How are you feeling right now? |
fine |
| 50. Have you ever considered suicide? |
only in a theoretical sense of contemplation, never because i actually thought it was an option |
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| 51. Lace or satin? |
looks for lace , satin for feel |
| 52. Name one person you hate, and why: |
gina coz she's an irritating cow |
| 53. Do you like rock climbing? |
I respect & admire the people who can do it but it aint for me. |
| 54. Skinny dipping or chunky dunking? |
never heard of chunky dunking but what the hell i'm up for either |
| 55. Would you chug beer? |
no but i drink it |
| 56. Do you hate yourself? |
no way i'm a great guy!!!! arn't i? |
| 57. Have you ever broken a bone? |
yes but they were never my own |
| 58. Have you ever read an article about defeating MySpace addiction? |
lol no not yet |
| 59. Explain your religious beliefs. |
I believe religion is the biggest cause of conflict and should receive a world wide ban |
| 60. Have you ever been asked for an autograph? |
yes but it was a case of mistaken identity |
| 61. Dogs or cats? |
dogs |
| 62. Weekdays or weekends? |
duhh weekends of course |
| 63. Have you ever shoplifted? |
yes, and been caught |
| 64. Have you ever been on a motorcycle? |
yes |
| 65. What's the sickest you've ever been? |
i'm unbreakable |
| 66. 'Digged' or 'dug'? |
what????? |
| 67. Who is your oldest friend? How long have you known them? |
There's a couple of lads from junior school that i'm still friends with although i don't see them that often any more |
| 68. Say something annoying. |
Why? but why? why? |
| 69. Last hug? |
before i left for work this morning |
| 70. Have you ever been to a different country? |
i have |
| 71. Have you ever licked a battery? (and if you haven't WHY NOT, it's fun!) |
Ha ha yes a 9volt |
| 72. Would you do drugs? |
love is the drug for me |
| 73. Have you ever fallen in love with a best friend? |
no but fallen for a best friends best friend |
| 74. Have you ever peed your pants after age 8? |
been caught short a few times but always managed to hang on to it |
| 75. Do you wear glasses? |
only beer glasses in my hand |
| 76. What's your phone ringtone? |
motorhead - ace of spades |
| 77. Do you play an instrument? |
guitar and i can play bass, played trombone at school but not done it for yonks |
| 78. Have you ever been arrested? Why? |
yes twice, on susspicion of burgalry(aged 13 guilty of being young and stupid) and criminal damage (aged 17 released without charge) |
| 79. What's your favorite band? |
Metallica |
| 80. Have you ever cut off a limb? |
spiders yes (i was an evil little **** e) |
| 81. Have you ever bought a car? |
several |
| 82. Do you like tongue twisters? |
yes |
| 83. Planes or boats? |
either |
| 84. Do you personally know any bums? |
plenty |
| 85. Have you ever been late to work because of myspace? |
late home because of myspace |
| 86. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
maybe as a kid |
| 87. Status quo or radical change? |
status quo, who could argue with rockin all over the world |
| 88. If you had to get married now, who would you want to marry? |
that would be bigamy |
| 89. What was the last insult you received? |
It was probably from Lucy |
| 90. Have you ever gone to a private school? |
no but i've been past a few |
| 91. Your best friend: |
what about him? |
| 92. Have you ever gotten your tongue frozen to something? |
do i look dumb and dumber? on second thoughts don't answer that. |
| 93. Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not? |
yes, because i did |
| 94. Have you ever fallen in love with a neighbor? |
bloody hell NO you've obviously not seen my neighbours |
| 95. Do you cry a lot? |
nope |
| 96. What's one unique thing about you? |
Me, i am unique |
| 97. Good or evil? |
a bit of both |
| 98. Have you ever been in a movie? |
nope |
| 99. Disney or Warner Brothers? |
Disney only because they own pixar |
| 100. Would you try to take over the world? |
yes i'm daft enough for that |
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| 101. Do you get enough exercise? |
sexercise? yes plenty |
| 102. Would you run from the police? |
yes and i have on many occasion, just for the |
| 103. Favorite age you have been so far? |
late teens |
| 104. Will the world end in fire or ice? |
another ice age i guess |
| 105. Have you ever been surfing? |
no but Keir has been trying to get me too |
| 106. Have you ever missed a meal because you were busy on myspace? |
not missed but had it later than planned |
| 107. What is your favorite male name? |
don't know |
| 108. Do you have a bad life? |
no, there's alot worse off than me |
| 109. Do you think you're attractive? |
handsom dog!!! |
| 110. Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? |
lazy sunday's |
| 111. Explain what you think about abortion. |
It's the individuals human right to make the choice and no one else has the right to influence that descision. |
| 112. Do you ever use your full name? |
yes |
| 113. Are you a health freak? |
i used to like marathons but now i like snikkers |
| 114. Last time you spent $100, and what for? |
bought a trailer |
| 115. Are your parents still together? |
no, been apart since i was 8 months old |
| 116. Do you believe in yourself? |
yes |
| 117. Would you drop out of school or quit your job? |
if i won the lottery then yes i would |
| 118. Who is the most unique person you know, and why? |
got to be Lucy, she's a one of a kind batty cat lady |
| 119. What is something you know that most people don't? |
if i told you that you'd all be as wise as me., |
| 120. What is your best physical feature? |
my size |
| 121. Would you have plastic surgery? |
no |
| 122. Do you wear makeup? |
no |
| 123. Do you like to learn? |
yes |
| 124. What store would you choose to max out a credit card? Why? |
hmv coz i luv music |
| 125. Would you set yourself on fire? |
if you offered me enough money yes |
| 126. What would you change about the past? |
nothing, let sleeping dogs lie |
| 127. Boxers or briefs? |
briefs, i like to be secure not swinging |
| 128. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? |
coffee every time |
| 129. Have you ever kissed someone in the rain? |
yes |
| 130. What do you label yourself as? |
individual |
| 131. Do you know any foreign languages? |
not fluent |
| 132. Long or short hair? |
mines very short |
| 133. Do you like poetry? |
if its good poetry yes |
| 134. What is your favorite sport to watch? |
motorsport f1 ect |
| 135. What's your favorite TV show? |
Shameless |
| 136. Do you stop to smell the roses? |
nahh irritates my nose and makes me sneeze |
| 137. How much cash do you have right now? |
less than a couple of quid |
| 138. Have you ever committed suicide? |
yes and succeeded several times. what a stoopid **** in question, would i be here if i had??? |
| 139. Mom or Dad? |
dad |
| 140. Do you believe that animals have souls? |
who am i, god? |
| 141. What is something you wish you were better at? |
playing guitar but i don't get much time |
| 142. Emotional or physical pain? |
physical, the hurt stops quicker |
| 143. Have you ever skipped school? |
no never, good boy me....NOT |
| 144. Would you live in a different country? |
as long as i understood the lingo |
| 145. Have you been on drugs? |
yes |
| 146. Do you sleep naked? |
not very often |
| 147. What does your name mean? |
gary is scandanavian fro hunter with spear, and wilson is son of wil |
| 148. Are you a vegetarian? |
no |
| 149. What's your favorite book? |
the green mile - stephen king |
| 150. Have you ever been to a concert? |
duhh yeahh |
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| 151. You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? |
my boss to give himgrief about all the **** thats gone wrong |
| 152. Who do you talk to most on the phone? |
my wife |
| 153. Happy or depressing music? |
angry and loud |
| 154. Do you drink soda? |
sometimes |
| 155. Sneakers or flip-flops? |
boots |
| 156. Do you believe in God? |
**** off |
| 157. One rumor that's been spread about you: |
that i give a toss |
| 158. Last kiss? |
before i came to work |
| 159. Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman? |
who cares shoot em both |
| 160. Do you shower daily? |
no...i sometimes bath |
| 161. Do you still use film for cameras? |
nope |
| 162. If you could change one thing about yourself, it would be: |
my dodgey knees |
| 163. Have you ever danced in public? |
yes when i'm drunk |
| 164. What is your favorite sport? |
motorsprot |
| 165. Tofu or bacon? |
feckin hell give me a slice of pig anyday |
| 166. What do you think of reality TV? |
if that's reality then i'm the god of thunder |
| 167. Would you flip off the pope? |
slaughter the vatican |
| 168. Do you believe in miracles? |
sometimes |
| 169. Snakes or rabbits? |
rabbits |
| 170. What is your favorite musical instrument? |
guitar |
| 171. When do you get up? |
when i have to |
| 172. Last time you saw your mom? |
who gives a **** |
| 173. Do you have any tattoos? |
no |
| 174. French or Italian? |
italians, where would we be without pizza and pasta? beats snails and frogs legs hands down |
| 175. McDonalds or Burger King? |
wouldn't thank you for either |
| 176. What were you doing at midnight last night? |
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
| 177. What are you listening to right now? |
the sound of silence, litrally |
| 178. Favorite month? |
august |
| 179. What's your favorite album/CD? |
metallica - master of puppets |
| 180. Have you ever stolen something over $20? |
i don't think so |
| 181. Would you be president if you could? |
couldn't do any worse than george dubya |
| 182. Would you kill someone? |
if i had to |
| 183. What's your favorite store? |
ebay |
| 184. What is your favorite female name? |
bob...... i dunno |
| 185. New York or California? |
never done either but i'd like to do both |
| 186. Have you ever gone streaking? |
err ummm no....why? |
| 187. Do you like yourself? |
course i bloody do |
| 188. Have you ever had a crush on the same sex? |
now that's just silly talk |
| 189. Have you gone on a date? |
many many times |
| 190. Have you ever been dumped? |
yes but don't rub it in |
| 191. If you could go to one place right now, it would be: |
1988 |
| 192. Why are they called fingers if they don't fing? |
your running out of sensible questions now so you have to ask such stupid ones? |
| 193. What if you had three wishes - what would you wish for? |
wealth, good health and world peace |
| 194. When is your birthday? |
19th october, cards and pressies welcome |
| 195. Have you ever been on a road trip? |
not as such |
| 196. Have you ever been on a boat? |
i have yes |
| 197. Do you have any pets? Why? |
fish, dog, chinchilla. Because i can |
| 198. Have you ever left the house naked? |
noooooo! |
| 199. Do you consider yourself religious? |
**** off i told you to **** off last time you asked at Q156 |
| 200. Do you believe in spontaneous combustion? |
yes, very possible |
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