| 1. Last time you saw your mom? |
I think it was New Year's |
| 2. Do you like the band Nine Inch Nails? |
back in the day, yeah |
| 3. Would you eat human flesh for money? |
Heck no |
| 4. Are you a health freak? |
Beyond health freak |
| 5. Do you know any foreign languages? |
Guten morgen! |
| 6. Have you ever written a song? |
No one ever heard it |
| 7. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? |
no, I'm shy |
| 8. Have you ever been on a boat? |
Yeah, I was the only one who DIDN'T get seasick |
| 9. Boxers or briefs? |
Neither; I'm a girl |
| 10. If you could go to one place right now, it would be: |
lemme think for a minute |
| 11. Do you wear cologne? |
Perfume, fool |
| 12. Have you been on drugs? |
DOUBLE HECK NO |
| 13. Have you ever been high? |
TRIPLE DOUBLE HECK NO; oh, I take that back, I took some cold meds... |
| 14. What is your most missed memory? |
too many to name |
| 15. Do you sing? |
negative |
| 16. Your crush's first name: |
no crushes at the moment; I already bagged him :) |
| 17. Math or science? |
Science; math is the devil's work |
| 18. Tofu or bacon? |
"Butter that bacon, boy!" |
| 19. Favorite food? |
vanilla yogurt |
| 20. Have you ever prayed to Bhudda? |
Uh, you spelled it wrong |
| 21. Do you shower daily? |
duh |
| 22. Have you ever seen Switchfoot in concert? |
nope |
| 23. Do you want to talk to anyone right now? |
no, silence is golden |
| 24. Pain or no gain? |
a little pain never hurt anyone |
| 25. Have you ever kissed someone? |
smooched, smacked, yes; kissed, no |
| 26. What is your favorite IM acronym (lol, omg, ttyl, etc)? |
wtf |
| 27. Do you believe in soul mates? |
had this discussion just recently! and the answer is NO |
| 28. Would you have sex before marriage? Why or why not? |
of course. what else are u supposed to do in the meantime? |
| 29. How much do you weigh? |
if you can guess, you get a prize |
| 30. Ocean or pool? |
pools are filthy; oceans are dangerous; I'd have to go with my bathtub |
| 31. Would you kill someone? |
i don't know yet; you gonna give me a reason??? |
| 32. Are you artistic? |
so I've been told |
| 33. Kleenex or Puffs? |
my sleeve |
| 34. Have you ever bought a car? |
yes |
| 35. Who is your newest friend? |
Kaitlin and Jon |
| 36. Do you have any pets? Why? |
no; they were taken from me |
| 37. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? |
"not too bad..." |
| 38. Ever run away from home? |
I would never do something so stupid |
| 39. What is the perfect day for you? |
winning the lottery |
| 40. Who is the most unique person you know, and why? |
me; I'm a nut |
| 41. Do you like sports? |
sweaty, swoll guys; what's not to like? |
| 42. What is your favorite flavor in general? |
cinnamon |
| 43. Have you ever kissed someone in the rain? |
honestly don't remember |
| 44. Favorite age you have been so far? |
14 |
| 45. Do you get annoyed easily? |
nope, not anymore |
| 46. Have you ever gone rock climbing? |
no |
| 47. Do you believe in the external world? |
wtf |
| 48. Have you ever peed your pants after age 8? |
no |
| 49. Have you ever been camping? |
no, I really want to though |
| 50. Happy or depressing music? |
happyhappyhappyhappy |
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| 51. The phrase you overuse most on IM: |
brb |
| 52. Do you believe in yourself? |
yes, I do exist |
| 53. Why do you like the music you do? |
next question dumbass |
| 54. Would you have plastic surgery? |
under very specific conditions |
| 55. Favorite type of shoe? |
Adidas |
| 56. What is your lucky number? |
13 |
| 57. Would you go to college if you had a chance? |
graduated |
| 58. Do you use email, IM, MySpace, or phone the most? |
email and IM; way too much |
| 59. Tastes great, or less filling? |
less filling |
| 60. Do you like the band Radiohead? |
yes |
| 61. Do you have a cell phone? |
gimme a break |
| 62. Would you dress as the opposite sex? |
no |
| 63. Do you think Snoop Dogg sucks? |
no |
| 64. How do you usually dress? |
for work |
| 65. What's your favorite store? |
Whole Foods for grubbin; Macy's for clothes; SuperTarget for everything else |
| 66. What is something you know that most people don't? |
my secrets, dip **** |
| 67. Would you flip off the pope? |
no |
| 68. Do you send chain letters very often? |
never |
| 69. If you could punch one person, who would it be? |
Jon |
| 70. Explain your political beliefs. |
backwoods survivalist |
| 71. When do you get up? |
6:00 Mon-Fri; 7:30 weekends |
| 72. Explain what you think about hippies. |
umm...bunch of mean stuff came to mind so I won't say it |
| 73. Logic or art? |
Both!!! |
| 74. Do you like your name? |
yes, and all the nicknames that come with it |
| 75. What was the last insult you GAVE? |
ask Cory |
| 76. Rock or rap? |
rock |
| 77. Orange juice or apple juice? |
oj |
| 78. Who did you last talk to? |
a stranger with candy |
| 79. Long or short hair? |
short |
| 80. Do you like your neighbors? Why or why not? |
yes; they're nice and clean |
| 81. Would you try to take over the world? |
no, too many stupid ppl to govern |
| 82. How do you align yourself politically? |
no affiliation |
| 83. Snakes or rabbits? |
rabbits with fangs |
| 84. Would you live on another planet if it were possible? |
yes...cleaner air |
| 85. Have you ever been on a roller coaster? |
yes |
| 86. Dominos or Pizza Hut? |
it's been Dominos lately |
| 87. Collar popped or normal? |
normal |
| 88. Do you find dead people interesting? |
again, wtf |
| 89. What was the last insult you received? |
don't remember |
| 90. Do you have any tattoos? |
no |
| 91. Do you like to learn? |
yes |
| 92. Do you like travelling? |
yes |
| 93. Meat or veggies? |
both |
| 94. Explain what you think about abortion. |
what does it matter |
| 95. Have you ever been asked for an autograph? |
yes |
| 96. Have you met anyone online? |
yes |
| 97. Who do you talk to most on IM? |
Jon and John |
| 98. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea? |
blegh, neither |
| 99. Do you like thunderstorms? |
yes |
| 100. How tall are you? |
5'3" |
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| 101. Last hug? |
Cory |
| 102. One best friend or many good friends? |
many good friends |
| 103. Pink or blue? |
blue |
| 104. Have you ever performed on stage? |
yes |
| 105. Have you ever seen Nine Inch Nails in concert? |
no, what is it with NIN in this survey?? |
| 106. Do you like walks in the park? |
no, I'd rather throw the frisbie or jog |
| 107. Do you ever cook? |
yes |
| 108. Have you ever gone to a mall? |
please |
| 109. Would you be my friend? |
no, you ask dumb questions |
| 110. Have you ever smoked? |
no |
| 111. Dogs or cats? |
dogs, and cats that act like dogs |
| 112. Do you believe in magic? |
don't know |
| 113. Do you think you're attractive? |
i'm more modest |
| 114. Cars or boats? |
cars |
| 115. Why do you admire people? |
why does anyone do anything |
| 116. Do you like depressing music? |
no |
| 117. Day or night? |
both |
| 118. Emotional or physical pain? |
physical |
| 119. Will the world end in fire or ice? |
neither; it'll end in a venti cinnamon dolce latte |
| 120. One rumor that's been spread about you: |
I ain't in high school anymore |
| 121. Weekdays or weekends? |
weekends |
| 122. Your best friend: |
No Answer |
| 123. Name one person you love, and why: |
No Answer |
| 124. What's your favorite car? |
black Silverado SS |
| 125. What's the most common name you know? |
Jon or John; Chris |
| 126. Have you ever gone streaking? |
no |
| 127. You're having a bad day. Who do you want to talk to? |
the little elf on my shoulder who tells me to smash things |
| 128. Have you ever been to a beach? |
you're an idiot |
| 129. When do you go to bed? |
after Seinfeld |
| 130. Where did you go to school? |
the Dirty Bay |
| 131. Favorite comic strip? |
Dilbert |
| 132. Have you ever sat on a rooftop? |
yes |
| 133. Your first crush: |
don't remember |
| 134. Do you have a boyfriend? |
No Answer |
| 135. What is the longest you have gone without sleeping? |
1 full day and night |
| 136. What do you do most when you're bored? |
don't get bored |
| 137. Do you like photography? |
yes |
| 138. Do you know anyone who has never left their home state? |
probably |
| 139. Do you believe in aliens? |
nah, too easy to be mean... |
| 140. You are about to die. What do you do with your worldly possesions? |
bury 'em |
| 141. Explain your religious beliefs. |
non-practicing Catholic |
| 142. Drums or guitar? |
both |
| 143. Abercrombie or Hollister? |
ick |
| 144. Rhyme, free verse, or slant rhyme? |
dirty limericks |
| 145. Favorite day of the week? |
Friday |
| 146. What's your favorite animal? |
doggies |
| 147. Have you ever driven a Ferrari? |
"more than you can afford, pal....FERRARI" |
| 148. Who annoys you? |
no one |
| 149. What is your favorite name? |
Aurora |
| 150. Favorite type of sock? |
are you joking? |
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| 151. Are your parents still together? |
yes |
| 152. Do you have a girlfriend? |
no |
| 153. Do you know how to drive stick? |
no |
| 154. Have you ever considered suicide? |
no |
| 155. What do you label yourself as? |
a really nice **** |
| 156. What is one bet you've won? |
anything having to do with movies |
| 157. TV or movie? |
hmm... leaning towards TV; movies are really starting to suck |
| 158. Do you get enough exercise? |
that's a big 10-4 |
| 159. Disney or Warner Brothers? |
Warner Bros. - Bugs and Daffy |
| 160. Have you ever been on a cruise? |
no |
| 161. Hug or kiss? |
hugs are less germy |
| 162. What's your favorite album/CD? |
no favorites |
| 163. Do you like taking surveys? |
when will this one end |
| 164. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? |
i wish |
| 165. Would you be president if you could? |
no |
| 166. What is your best physical feature? |
my middle finger |
| 167. What's your favorite song? |
too many |
| 168. How many times a day do you go on myspace? |
once or twice |
| 169. What was the last movie you saw in a theater? |
Smokin Aces |
| 170. What are you listening to right now? |
106.9 |
| 171. Do you own a car? |
redundant |
| 172. Is it Pet's Mart or Pet Smart? |
good question |
| 173. What's your family like? |
big, loud, and bossy |
| 174. Fridays or Ruby Tuesdays? |
Friday's |
| 175. What is your favorite type of music? |
rock |
| 176. Have you ever been on a motorcycle? |
heck yeah |
| 177. Have you ever told someone that you loved them? |
blegh...yeah |
| 178. What's your phone ringtone? |
don't know the name of it |
| 179. Have you ever been expelled from school? |
nope, I'm a good girl |
| 180. Have you ever been on TV? |
yes |
| 181. Do you like working with people? |
only the smart ones |
| 182. Have you ever cried in public? |
yes |
| 183. Have you ever left the house naked? |
no |
| 184. Pancakes or waffles? |
either topped with cinnamon apples |
| 185. Have you ever been toilet papering? Why? |
oh jeez |
| 186. Do you want to die? |
no, what's wrong with this mofo?! |
| 187. Who DID let the dogs out? |
ok, now you're just being stupid |
| 188. Have you ever read an article about defeating MySpace addiction? |
I'm in denial |
| 189. Do you play an instrument? |
not currently |
| 190. Have you ever danced in public? |
yes |
| 191. What's the longest car ride/road trip you've been on? |
across the Republic of Texas |
| 192. Have you ever had your heart broken? |
yes |
| 193. Do you have a soul? |
an ice-cold one |
| 194. Have you ever written a poem? |
yeah, in school |
| 195. Are you a vegetarian? |
NOOOOOOO; me likes the meat...mmmm |
| 196. Would you run from the police? |
and get tasered? no thanks |
| 197. How easily do you trust people? Why? |
I TRUST NO ONE |
| 198. Have you ever been to a different country? |
not really |
| 199. Name one person you hate, and why: |
I HATE NO ONE |
| 200. Do you like cats? |
Only Toonces, the drivin cat |
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