| 1. My ex... |
is dead. |
| 2. Maybe I should... |
go do laundry |
| 3. I love... |
purple |
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| 4. People would say that I'm... |
pretty **** ing awesome....or so "unpologetically uncool that I am cool" |
| 5. I don't understand... |
why people aren't cool with me taking over the world |
| 6. When I wake up in the morning... |
I want to go back to bed |
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| 7. Life is full of... |
idiots and nifty shades of purple |
| 8. My past is... |
over..... |
| 9. Parties are... |
always leaving a mess |
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| 10. I wish... |
I knew how to swim |
| 11. Tomorrow... |
I'm walking to the quarter |
| 12. I have low tolerance... |
for stupidity |
| 13. I am totally terrified of... |
dogs |
| 14. If I had a million dollars... |
I'd be in a different tax bracket |
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