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1. Name: Jessica Lynn... or JRo... if I work in a restaurant with you or previously had.
2. Age: 22-something.
3. Male or Female? Female
4. What is your favorite time of day? about 4:30 pm
5. Have you ever been in love? yeah... it sucked pretty hard.
6. How long was your longest relationship? 5 years.
7. Why did it end? it never really does... we still chat when we're both single. I need to get out of that rut.
8. Single or Taken? once again... thanks for reminding me that I'm single and NOT taken.
9. Favorite Candy Bar? Midnight Milky Way or a PayDay.
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? I like the Wonder Years, That 70's show, Seinfield, CSI, and Family Guy. I love them all equally.
11. What was the last thing you cooked? burgers... family night is sunday... and that's when I cook.
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? fried okra, fried green tomatoes, maybe some chicken, sweet tea, and pecan pie for dessert.
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? uumm no.
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? it's like four different colors.
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? diamond earrings... and a pink sapphire ring.
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Snuffalugolous... I can never say his name right.
17. What is your favorite meat? chicken... or fish.
18. Do you have a dirty mind? nope... all clean.
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? a cell phone that works anywhere in the world, a absolute funny awesome man to live with, and the professor (that man on Gilligan's island can make anything out of cocconut shells)
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? i can't say. ruining things for other people is not my thing.
21. Do you ever want to get married? eventually.
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? no
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? ocean avenue by yellowcard is the default for everyone that isn't special enough to get a special ringtone.
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? i think 4 or 5.
25. Can you do a split? kinda
26. What is your favorite sexual position? i like good ole fashion missionary... or girl on top.
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? nope
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? the scissors... never know when you need to cut something.
29. How many watches do you own? zero.
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? like about 60 bucks.
31. Who was the last person you kissed? aaron... back in september or november.
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? i have no idea.
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? the cow. moooooooo.
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? yep.
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? the ones i got to meet a while back were so damn funny.
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? maybe my mom when i was little.
37. What is your favorite number? 7
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? $100
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? piano
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? ooo.. the spork. didn't see that one coming did you?
41. What's your favorite radio station? the oldies station on yahoo I'm listening to right now... so awesome.
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? booth.
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? i wish! I would love to have that thing!
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? i don't have speed dial.
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? i'm sorry. what year is this?
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? once or twice
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? of course. best friends do that when they're drunk.
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? yep. all the time.
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? today... and it was queso sauce stuff from Moe's.
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? it's purple... like the color of your pants queer.
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? snow leopard.
52. What is you current living situation? with the folks. yep... i have no bills.
53. When was the last time you masturbated? that's a little personal.
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? you bestest? who says that stuff? Lisa is my best friend.
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? beach.
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? nope
57. Who do you think should be the next president? not any of the candidates.
58. What do you do for a living? i work for a living.
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? nothing strange at all actually.
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? southern food.
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? i like Jessica...
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? probably nothing... ooo go buy a car and get a good deal.
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? weekend update anchor... or something like on the travel channel
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? the past two years... almost everything in it.
65. What is your dream vacation? tahiti
66. What is your dream car? anything brand new and paid for would be nice
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? TARGET... love some target.
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? probably the happiness one
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? i'm sorry... but what loser came up with these questions?
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? neither... don't even push it.
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? the first one
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? ugly billionaire
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? every red light
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? you need one to have the other
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? ask someone who needs that question answered