| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
get stepped on by an elephant. cause i mean getting beat up by a leperchaun is pretty pathetic. |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
drink a shot of flippin lemon juice. |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
hey man. |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
dude. |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
eat the melon. |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
throw up. |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
neither. |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
live in 1800's. |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
ahahahahahahaha.neither. |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
actor. |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
stop time. |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
live in the dryer, duh.lol. |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
No Answer |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
no one. |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
neither. |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
purple eyes. |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
two headed snake, |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
cali. |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
bake the cookies. cause then id eat them all.yummy. |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
it depends how old the 12 other people are. and my grandmas pretty awesome so ya. |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
what type of eye surgery? |
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