| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
leprachaun becuase i dont wanna die |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
the juice becuse who wants to smell like poop? |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
shot- short and to the point |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
myself cause i love my parents |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
watermelon...cause i can |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
get followed- im a lonely person |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
blind because i love music |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
1800s -i still want to have children...or practice making them |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
justin-paris is just another everyday skank |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
singer.. people wouldnt always be watching me |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
stop time- i could save peoples lives |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
live in the dryer- youd never get cold in the winter |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
have no home- if i was rich i probably still wouldnt be happy |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
have no one- thats just mean |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
ummmm neither? |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
purple eyes..purple pretty |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
purple cow- you could eat it |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
cancun...i like mexicans |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
cookies...i could eat some of them, and sweaters are homosexual |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
12 ppl- grandmas weird |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
bike ride- i like riding bikes? |
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