| 1. Name: |
ASHLEY |
| 2. Age: |
19 |
| 3. Male or Female? |
FEMALE |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
NIGHT TIME |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
YES... I AM RIGHT NOW |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
I DUNNO |
| 7. Why did it end? |
IDK |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
TAKEN |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
UHHH TAKE 5 |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
TOO MANY... |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
HAHA...HAMBURGER HELPER |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
IDC |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
BAHAHAHA...NO...EWW |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
BLUE |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
NOPE |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
EWWWWWWWWW |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
CHICKEN |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
HAHA...OF COURSE |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
I HAVE NO CLUE |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
NO.....I HAVE A BF |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
HAHAHA |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
NOOOOOOOOO |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
SOME STUPID **** |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
I DUNNO...I'M NOT THAT BORED |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
HAHA...YEA RIGHT |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
NO ANSWER |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
NOOOOOOOOOOO |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
I DUNNO |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
ONE THAT I NEED TO TAKE BACK |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
30 |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
MY CHRISTOPHER |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
UHHH ON TEH BEACH |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
HORSE |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
NO BUT I ALMOST DID |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
DALE JR. |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
NO |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
21 |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
LIKE 15$ |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
NOPEY |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
I DON'T **** IN CARE |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
1045 |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
TABLE |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
UHHH NO |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
I DON'T HAVE A SPEED DIAL |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
I DUNNO WHAT THAT IS |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
NO |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
NOPE...IF UR GONNA PUKE GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
NOOOOO |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
I DUNNO |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
A MONKEY |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
SUCKY |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
BAHAHA |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
SARAH |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
HAWAII |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
NEVER HAD ONE |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
HILLARY CLINTON |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
NOTHING |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
IDK |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
EWWWWWWWW NO |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
I WOULDN'T |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
OMFG...LOTS OF **** |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
SOMETHIN EASY |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
ALOT |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
HAWAII..OR CANCUN |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
I JUST WANT A NEW JEEP CHEROKEE OK |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
TARGET |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
THATS A HARD ONE |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
BAHAHAHA..JUST SHOOT ME WITH THE LITE BRITES! |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
THEM FIND ME |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
FLY WHEN I FART |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
HOT POOR PERSON |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
HIT EVERY RED LIGHT |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
DAYUM...THATS HARD |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
I'M GOOD WITH WHAT I GOT |