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1. Name: sarah
2. Age: 3127927349085423527457 years old
3. Male or Female? female
4. What is your favorite time of day? night
5. Have you ever been in love? yup:]
6. How long was your longest relationship? umm 2 years a month and still going!
7. Why did it end? didn't
8. Single or Taken? taken
9. Favorite Candy Bar? zero
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? monk.. hhahaa idk
11. What was the last thing you cooked? i boiled water.. :/ does that count?
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? all of em
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? umm no
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? black
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? earrings.. just a couple studs
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? umm the dumpster guy.. idk his name
17. What is your favorite meat? i don't eat meat
18. Do you have a dirty mind? hahahah.. umm
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? my music.. my bass and Andy:]
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? oooh yea.. i wonder who
21. Do you ever want to get married? yeaa.. eventually not really now.. no need to rush into anything
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? umm myspace?
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? i don't have a cell:[
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? umm it changes every freakin time
25. Can you do a split? hahah.. if i break my hip bones
26. What is your favorite sexual position? No Answer
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? noo
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? the nife?
29. How many watches do you own? none anymore.. all of em broke
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? haha.. 1 dollar
31. Who was the last person you kissed? andy
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? hahaha.. umm on an island.. idk
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? why a horse of course:]
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? haha no
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? don't have one
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? no.. don't want to either
37. What is your favorite number? 26 ..idk y
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? $0
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? haha umm Bass guitar(just starting).. flute, & sax
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? spork
41. What's your favorite radio station? 106.5 the ennnnddd
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? .. wtf is that
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? idk andy
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? noooooo
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? no..
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? hahaha..
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? ooh yea ...all the time
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? i dont remember
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? No Answer
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? horse.. def. and a kangarooooo
52. What is you current living situation? parents:/
53. When was the last time you masturbated? .. masticated;) haha
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? andyyy
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? with andy:]
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? no
57. Who do you think should be the next president? not a guy.. they always **** everything up let us women show em how its done
58. What do you do for a living? eat.. sleep.. go to school
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? hahah.. idk horse food
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? fruit gusherssss haha
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? Amber
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? figure out their way of thinking
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? horse trainer
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? my confidence
65. What is your dream vacation? austrailia
66. What is your dream car? black mustang.. don't care what yr just black & mustang
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? hot topic ..duh
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? living another 30 yrs. struggling by cause u can always fix it and be happy:].. usually.. hahah
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? drink all liquids using a thimble.. i guess
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? parents find me haveing sex.. but seeing them would just scar me for the rest of my life.. ahha
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? fly when u fart.. i mean come on that'd be fun! haha
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? neither ..
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? hit red light..
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? ...idk
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? gahh ihate these questions. umm hot bod ugly face