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1. Name: mordecai
2. Age: 16
3. Male or Female? male
4. What is your favorite time of day? after school
5. Have you ever been in love? yea
6. How long was your longest relationship? 1month
7. Why did it end? i got tired if her
8. Single or Taken? single
9. Favorite Candy Bar? none
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? desprate house wives
11. What was the last thing you cooked? noodles
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? sushi
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? naw
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? red
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? no
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? big bird
17. What is your favorite meat? fish
18. Do you have a dirty mind? some ppl think so
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? plane,my bf,baileys
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? idk sort of i guess
21. Do you ever want to get married? yea
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? no
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? im back **** es
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? idk
25. Can you do a split? no
26. What is your favorite sexual position? 69
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? dont want u to take my spot.
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? knife
29. How many watches do you own? none
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? inf.
31. Who was the last person you kissed? my mom
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? doctors office
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? pig
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? wtf is dat.
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? danica patrick i think i spelled it rite.
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? hell no
37. What is your favorite number? 7,21,24
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? none
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? none
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? fork u can eat any thing almost
41. What's your favorite radio station? g105,102jamz
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? y would i buy 1
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? foot action
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? no
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? no
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? i move away from puke.
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? yea
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? 2 day rainbows
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? wat is that
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? have it a boa
52. What is you current living situation? wit my mom
53. When was the last time you masturbated? dont need 2
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? guy:idk girl:kate
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? australia, tokyo, or amsterdam
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? no
57. Who do you think should be the next president? obama
58. What do you do for a living? get shoes
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? fish(u no wat kind) it waz kool
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? sushi
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? idk
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? hook up wit 3 lesbians
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? bartender
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? me stayin wit my mom im ready 2 get out
65. What is your dream vacation? me and my friends in amsterdam
66. What is your dream car? 2008 gt-r g35 nissan skyline
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? nike town
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? 30 yrs cuz wat f that mont iz feb.
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? idk drink all liquids
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? parents doin it cuz if they find me it will b akward 4 me all the time.
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? fly when i fart
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? ugly billioniar the can get some surgery done
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? hit the red lights
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? never have sex
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? hot face