| 1. Name: |
DONTE |
| 2. Age: |
DUB1 **** ES |
| 3. Male or Female? |
ALPHA MALE |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
NAP TIME |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
YEAH BUT ITS IN THE PAST |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
ALMOST 3 YRS |
| 7. Why did it end? |
DIFFERENCES |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
SINGLE....? |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
UMM SNICKERS |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
TOO MANY OF THEM |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
LUMPEAS |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
UMM WAT EVER |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
NOPE |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
GREY |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
NOT YET IM BOUT TO GET MAH FRONTS |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
ELMO |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
BEEF RIBS |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
WHEN YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
FOOD,CONDOMS,FOOD |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
YEAH I GOT ONE BUT SHE NOES WHO? |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
YEAH BUT NOT NOW UNLESS SHE GETS PREGO |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
PHREAK NAW MAH WALLET GOT WASHED IN THE LAUNDRY CAUSE I FOR GOT TO TAKE IT OUT |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
WOULDN GET DAT FAR |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
WE DONT HAVE A HOME PHONE WE ALL HAVE CELL PHONES |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
NOT MAH BIGG ASS |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
DOGGY STYLE, SPREAD EAGLE |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
YEAH BUT ITS A DIFFERENCE STORY |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
DONT HAVE ONE |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
JUS MAH PHONE |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
LIKE IN MAH POCKET...47...IN MAH LOCK BOX...712 |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
**** MAH EX |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
ON AN AIRPLANE |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
DONT HAVE ONE |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
NOPE |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
DONT HAVE ONE |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
No Answer |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
72 |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
75 |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
USED TO PLAY PERCUSSION |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
FORK ITS USEFUL |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
103.3 |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
TABLE |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
HELL NO |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
VOICEMAIL |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
NOPE |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
YEAH I DID IT TODAY |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
YEAH MAH EX I DID |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
YEAH SOMETIMES |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
LIKE LAST WEEK |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
I USE A LUFTA |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
A TURTLE THEY LIVE HERLA LONG |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
I STAY IN A IN-LAW UNDER MAH MOMZ |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
WOW WHO MADE THESE ?S |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
ME |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
KALISKILLYA |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
NO BUT I HAVE QUIT |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
NOT YOU |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
CONSTRUCTION WORKER |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
UMM SUSHI |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
UMM A SANDWICH |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
UMMM JUS DONTE |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
I PHUCK MAHSELF |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
I WOULD LOVE TO BE AN AERONAUTICAL ENGINEER |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
NOTHING |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
TO EUROPE |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
66 CHEVELLE |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
UMM INSIDE FOOTLOCKER...HERLA JAYS |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
ID CHOOSE LIVING LIKE IM LIVING NOW |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
I WOULD BE JUS MEEH |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
I DONT REALLY CARE MAH MOMZ I HAVE SEX |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
FLY WHEN YOU FART...LHL |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
A HOTT MEDIUM PERSON |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
I WOULD DO NIETHER |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
I WOULD FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE SEX EVERYDAY |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
I RATHER HAVE WAT HAVE NOW NOBODY IS PERFECT |