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1. Name: Heather.
2. Age: 18
3. Male or Female? Female.
4. What is your favorite time of day? Noon ish.
5. Have you ever been in love? Yes.
6. How long was your longest relationship? Uhm, almost Two years on and Off.
7. Why did it end? He cheated on me.
8. Single or Taken? Single.
9. Favorite Candy Bar? KitKat.
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? Nip/Tuck.
11. What was the last thing you cooked? Monkey Bread.
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? Mmm.. I have too many.
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? Bahah. No.
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? Maroon.
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? Yes, Rings, Necklace, and Earrings.
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Elmo.
17. What is your favorite meat? Steak?
18. Do you have a dirty mind? Sometimes.
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? Cellphone, Toothbrush, & Josh.
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? Yes. Josh.
21. Do you ever want to get married? Yes.
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? No.
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? Nothing Fancy.
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? Not sure. It's been shut off for a week or two.
25. Can you do a split? Nope.
26. What is your favorite sexual position? Uh, Skip!
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? Nope.
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? Tweezers.
29. How many watches do you own? A couple.
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? I'm broke.
31. Who was the last person you kissed? Josh.
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? Mmm.. The Ocean..?
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? Horse.
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? Nope.
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? It was Terry Labonte.
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? OMG! Nasty.
37. What is your favorite number? Nine and Fourteen.
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? $20..
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? Not anymore.
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? Spoon?
41. What's your favorite radio station? I don't have one.
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? Any.
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? No. But I think I should.
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? It starts at number two and thats Josh.
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? Baha! Never!
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? Nope.
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? I've attempted too.. But I gag.
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? Yes. All the time.
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? I don't think I have for a very long time.
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? Yes. It's white.
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? None. I don't have the time.
52. What is you current living situation? With my parents.
53. When was the last time you masturbated? Bahah! SKIP!
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? Uh, Josh & Camie.
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? The Bahamas.
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? Nope.
57. Who do you think should be the next president? Oprah Winfrey. Or Sylvia Brown. She knows whats up.
58. What do you do for a living? Are you ready for this? I'm a full time High school student, I work part time at The Ark and also at Skechers and I'm a part-time college student. :].
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? Not sure.
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Either Chinese or Taco's.
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? McKenzie-Jean Alexis .. I could have so many nicknames.
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? Mm.. Masturbate.. Play video games. Watch Porn. & attempt to pee while errect. :]
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? Modellll!
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? Uhm, My finacial status.
65. What is your dream vacation? The Bahamas. Or Over Seas.
66. What is your dream car? Wow.. I happen to have tons.
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? Uh, A&F.
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? 30 Years struggling.. I'd be much stronger.
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? Bahaha. Neither!
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? My parents can find me..
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? OMG! FLYY!
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? Oh man.. Why can't he be hot and a billionaire...
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? Hit every red light baby.
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? What kind of question is that?
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? Neither.. I want a hot face and body.