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1. Name: Sheri
2. Age: 22
3. Male or Female? Female
4. What is your favorite time of day? nightime
5. Have you ever been in love? yeah
6. How long was your longest relationship? 3.5 years
7. Why did it end? Don't get me started... We were terrible for eachother
8. Single or Taken? Single right now
9. Favorite Candy Bar? 100 grand, no wait, Milky Way, no, caramello...oh I Don't KNOW!!
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? Scrubs
11. What was the last thing you cooked? I made a grilled cheese sandwich
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? steak and a baked potato
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? you say it like it's a bad thing. yes, and it wasn't at work.
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? grey but so old it is pretty much see-through, and not in a sexy way.
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? nope
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar, mostly cause my grandma told me Big Bird was gay.
17. What is your favorite meat? BEEF
18. Do you have a dirty mind? Yeah. very
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? a friend, a cow, and a big knife
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? Well I think the cat's out of the bag on this one. Bobby, I gotta tell you, I have a crush on you.
21. Do you ever want to get married? Yeah, someday
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? I'm not that vain, and I don't have any photos on me right now.
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? somthing called limelight
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? 4
25. Can you do a split? I haven't tried for years, probably not fully
26. What is your favorite sexual position? me on top
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? yes: drive in theater, does in open fields count cause that is like 20 times at least, on the side of the road a few times, on a balcony
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? I really just liked the knife
29. How many watches do you own? 2 and I don't use either.
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? 9 dollars. How sad?
31. Who was the last person you kissed? Bobby
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? Who cares, I'd be having sex!!
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? Cows. They are tasty
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? No. I'm not a hick
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? I know Bobby is gonna be disappointed in me but I don't know any.
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? My mom- too many times to count. My Dad- not fully that I can remember
37. What is your favorite number? 37
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? another scratch ticket
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? Not anymore. I used to play sax.
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? spoon. no reason
41. What's your favorite radio station? Z 92
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? Booth, i'm a girl and i need somewhere to put my purse
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? what the **** ???
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? my voicemail. it's preset. #2 is Home
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? no.
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? no, i just make them tell me their pin
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? ah yes, true friendship
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? every damn day. I'm not so graceful
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? today at lunch. it was a pickle
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? yes- green
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? a beaver. Now i can't quit laughing...
52. What is you current living situation? At home with Mom and dad. yeah I'm cool. But no rent, no utilities, and free food is awesome
53. When was the last time you masturbated? hey that reminds me, why am i wasting my time doing this...
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? Brookie
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? Out having some fun and getting my drink on. But instead I'm on antibiotics because of **** ing strep throat.
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? Technically, but not on paper.
57. Who do you think should be the next president? Who cares, they are all a bunch of dickless losers. Except Hillary who actually has a penis I think. Not that I support her, I just really think she's a dude.
58. What do you do for a living? Account manager at a business no one understands, doing stuff I never can explain.
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? Oh i could make this so perverted.
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? steak
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? I love my name
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? I'd never leave my bedroom.
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? Treasure hunter in the caribbean
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? Just one? come on. I'd be rich so I could actually pay my bills and actually do what I want for a change
65. What is your dream vacation? Costa Rica
66. What is your dream car? A Hummer, and a old mustang, and the General Lee, and anything and everything.
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? I have a Target obsession.
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? Depends on what complete happiness means. If it's just financial stability then I'll take the hard 30 anytime.
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? I don't even know what the **** you just said. Drinking out of a thimble would be cool. I could pretend i'm a giant.
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? Oh i'll walk in on them anyday. I don't want to have to try to look my dad in the eye after he's seen me doing in doggystyle or something!
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? flying when you fart would be sweet.
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? either way you're shallow don't ya think. Whichever one I really loved.
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? Red lights can be ran.
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? never have sex. Yeah I know that's a shocker to some coming from me.
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? Depends, how ugly are we talking here?