| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
if your beat by a leprauchaun you wont die. but thats embarassing |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
uh, lemon juice. no **** |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
drowning sucks. getting shot sucks too. shoot me in the head i guess |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
id definitely rather be killed myself |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
watermelon. |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
why does this survey have obvious answers. throw up duh. i dont want ppl watching me **** |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
idk idk. i love music. and i love watching all the beautiful women God created. **** that |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
i guess the car. living in the 1800s would suck with how much ive been spoiled with todays technology. |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
paris hilton is too skinny. i want to meet lindsay lohan. |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
i guess an actor. i can sing but i could never do it in front of ppl |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
definitely stop time. thats much more useful. you basically are invisible if you stop time |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
id be a witch. turn ppl into dildos and **** |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
wtf, be rich duh. ppl say money cant buy happiness and thats true but with what bush is doing to America... |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
thats **** ed up id rather have no one |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
my world is surrounded by my envy at everyone esle and that sucks. sloth |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
dude purple eyes would make me unbelievably sexy. i think.... |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
wtf! a two headed snake would be the **** |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
hmmm california |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
sweater. that many cookies would take years |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
my grandmother was very nice i would live with her. **** those tweleve dumbasses. now if they were all chicks.... |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
eye surgery. obviously they use anesthetics. |
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