| 1. Name: |
shannon |
| 2. Age: |
23 |
| 3. Male or Female? |
female |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
bedtime |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
yes i am now |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
going on 3 years now |
| 7. Why did it end? |
it didnt..and it wont |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
happily taken |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
milky way |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
the hills |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
spaghetti |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
sloppy joes. i'm easy to please. |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
no....and even if i had do you really think i'd post it all over myspace? |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
red |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
yes...engagement ring and promise ring from a few years ago. and a necklace |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
oscar |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
steak |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
you could say that |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
food, water, and a boat |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
yes...my fiance. |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
how'd you know? |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
no |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
vibrate |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
4 |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
no |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
keep it clean. |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
public as in like the mall or something? no |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
corkscrew |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
a few - but i dont wear any of them. i'm more of a bracelet kinda girl |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
$12 |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
bobby |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
not sure |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
Lucy the goat at bobby's parent's house. yes...they have goats and they are the coolest. |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
no thats not nice |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
the one who wins |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
ew no..not that i can remember anyway. |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
43 |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
dont think i'v ever won anything. =( i'm a loser. |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
yes...this one time at bandcamp.. |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
thats a strange question |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
xm raw |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
booth...i hate tables |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
no but my manager does |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
my voicemail |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
whats a pocket protector? is that so you dont get pick-pocketed or something? |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
yes |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
of course |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
yes daily |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
dont remember |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
yes - white |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
a monkey |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
own a house with bobby and our two kids, cujo and kitkat |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
didnt i say to keep it clean? |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
my mommy |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
right here |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
yes. sea world...i was supposed to be one of those annoying sons of **** es who takes your picture when you walk in. i preferred to sit next to the water fountain all day. |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
me, of course. |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
i'm a slave. |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
i dont eat strange things |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
my mom's brownies |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
shannon webb =) |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
play with my wee wee |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
mommy |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
i'd be richer |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
fiji |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
mercedes mclaren |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
walmart, of course. hah no...i dunno |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
another month in happiness |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
drink all liquids using a thimble |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
both would suck |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
fly when i fart. i've always wanted to fly |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
doesnt matter as long as i loved them |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
red light |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
never have sex |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
hot face ugly body |