| 1. Name: |
TERESE JOY SMITH |
| 2. Age: |
18 |
| 3. Male or Female? |
F |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
uhmm.. evening i guess... |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
HAHA... frig.. idk? fukk'n crazyyyyyy |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
loooooooooong enuff... haha |
| 7. Why did it end? |
he went to jail.. hahahaha thats tru... but dragged on that shyt too long |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
single.. kindah.. but i have a 'boo'(cheap) |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
Mr.Big..eee-ish.. but for real... they're good |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
UFC fight nights!!.. and top model..FIERCE! ..*nerd* |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
taco's... my FAV.. |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
chickn ceasar @ Pizza Hut.. |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
that one muss b for duuuudes |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
im not..:P haha jk its a Camo beater... |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
bellybutton ring and a necklace |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
cookie monster... i see him every wknd... LOL DRUNK FUKKERS! |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
ham... and bacon... breakfast stuff... |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
depends who im with... me n Justine.. we craaazah chix.. thats on the REAL |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
uhmm... let me think on that.... |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
i cant say... its not 'allowed' jk... but ch-yah mang..mind ya bizz.... |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
to diego sanchez.. after i divorde tyson beckford... and jonathan cheechoo...LOL.. |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
in my room... but nah not at the moment |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
ANSWER THE PHONE!!! (my nephew Isaiah... gets msdder...and madder....cute...) |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
idk... never tried er out |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
haha... no.. but that reminds me of.. ONE SWIPE...hahahah |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
aaaask. ... jk.. idk.. |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
FUKK NO... |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
i didnt get to see mine that long... Dez needed a Bday present..LOL |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
like one... |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
one lousy loonie...haha bout to be broke tho.. cuz of.. |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
hes an excellent kisser! haha wut meg said. "heat and passion" LMFAO...but its a secret right now ;) |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
dare to dream.... but im not sneaky... |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
fukk them... im allergic |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
jus cuz i live in devlin right?...LOL but nope |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
dont watch... |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
yuuuuuck... jk but no.. thank gawd.. |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
10.. jus to bug erin.. she has a record to break... ohhhh he was a dream... |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
never played |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
guitar hero... jk i got BOO'd off the stage |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
fork!!... remember the ol Hot forkin the hash sesh.. hahaha i miss my SIU gang |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
CFOB... haha its the only one in fort... |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
boooth.... jk doesnt matter |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
sure do... haha NOOOOO |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
my lil man of course... ISAIAH |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
wuh..... nooo.... |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
not THAT much of a BP(big patty) |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
no but thanx to becks at homecoming my hair was pue free! |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
the blue line... aaha.. happens to the best of us... |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
today... munchin on CAKE... yah i kno... straight to the hips.. |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
yesss... its purple... |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
a snake... jk i dont like pets |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
back n forth... from my parents.. to my party house... jk |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
No Answer |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
my mother... shes the coolest... |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
in 'his' arms... jk fukkn tanning in the sun sumwhere... (come back REAL BLACK...haha) |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
noperz... |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
fukk if i care... |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
look cute and go to schoool....LOL |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
hummm....idk? im picky. |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
this shyt is bananas B_A_N_A_N_A_S |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
im used to TERESA... i guess... |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
switch mode? get like 10 dudes pregnant... then leave them all!! haha yah... i SAID it.. |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
UFC rung girl....LOL.. helllooooo diego.. n KOS... BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE!!! |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
sum bad effin choices... |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
to go to... Gathering of Nations powwow... sweeet |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
DINALI... Jump in... 49'er... then like 25 ppl would jump out later.. hahaha |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
thats is... ahha prolly take all my frends out to a bar and get CRUUUUNK |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
a month... i dont wanna get OLD |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
weirdo... fukk CARES!??...(ahha real played out eh GIPP.. remember ure maaan??) |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
find me... it jus seems better... to me...LOL |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
ahha.. real OBVIOUS they'd both b... idk.. |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
a hot poor person... id make US rich :P |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
i WAS rochard simmons for gr 9 freshie wk...LOL.. STARES... id take the red lights |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
fall in love... wyts the deal-e-o?? |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
a butter face...haha jk... i like MY face... |
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