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1. Name: danny
2. Age: 17
3. Male or Female? male
4. What is your favorite time of day? night
5. Have you ever been in love? no
6. How long was your longest relationship? a month haha
7. Why did it end? wasnt feeling it
8. Single or Taken? single
9. Favorite Candy Bar? twix
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? dunno
11. What was the last thing you cooked? 6' steak n cheese. lettuce tomatoe fride onions and mayo. work
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? food
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? hahahahhahahahahahha
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? black
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? no
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? ELmo
17. What is your favorite meat? hahahah
18. Do you have a dirty mind? hahahah
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? phone, lube, friend
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? nah, dont think its a crush
21. Do you ever want to get married? dunno
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? senior pic
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? say it right, nelly furtado
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? 3
25. Can you do a split? **** no
26. What is your favorite sexual position? dont have a specific but i guess ill go with missionary
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? i dont think so..
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? scissors
29. How many watches do you own? No Answer
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? 9 bucks
31. Who was the last person you kissed? a friend
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? umm. i dunno
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? piggy
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? no thats horrible! lol
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? umm no
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? no!!!
37. What is your favorite number? dont have one
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? 20 bucks
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? no
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? fork b.c it picks stuff up
41. What's your favorite radio station? 106.3
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? i like booths
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? no
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? i didnt set it up but mom
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? no
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? lol no
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? its what friends are for
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? yes
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? tonight at work. and it was a bacon
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? no
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? penguin
52. What is you current living situation? parents
53. When was the last time you masturbated? last week maybe?
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? debo
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? bed
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? no
57. Who do you think should be the next president? me
58. What do you do for a living? cook
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? a deep fried pickle chip.. rather disturbing. thanks tara
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? oh man tough one. dont think i could do that
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? spunkmire
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? **** every hot guy i see
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? police officer
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? nothing
65. What is your dream vacation? beach
66. What is your dream car? fast
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? walmart haha
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? 1st choice
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? 1st choice haha
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? ewww! second choice
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? fly when i fart
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? hot poor person
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? 1st choice
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? **** ..
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? umm. maybe first