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1. Name: Carrie
2. Age: 105
3. Male or Female? Female
4. What is your favorite time of day? Night
5. Have you ever been in love? Yes
6. How long was your longest relationship? 5 years
7. Why did it end? I finally got out..alive
8. Single or Taken? Single
9. Favorite Candy Bar? Snickers
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? It's a toss up between Golden Girls and Roseanne
11. What was the last thing you cooked? Pasghetti O's
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? Noodles and butter
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? Describe public place
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? Light and dark blue striped polo type
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? Earrings
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar the Grouch, he seems like a downriver kind of character
17. What is your favorite meat? Penis
18. Do you have a dirty mind? What are you new????
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? A man, food, portable solar powered TV
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? Not at the moment
21. Do you ever want to get married? Heck no
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? In my phone
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? Something gay that came on the phone
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? I changed it to it doesn't even ring, you call, the machine picks up
25. Can you do a split? I sure can
26. What is your favorite sexual position? "from behind" as he calls it
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? Yes, on a plane
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? The manly hand holding it
29. How many watches do you own? None, they clash with my personality
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? 160.86
31. Who was the last person you kissed? B
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? Who cares if you get caught??
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? "The gosh damn 4 legged horse"
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? I've always wanted to but I highly doubt Jen falls asleep standing up
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? I don't have one
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? All the time, it's what we do
37. What is your favorite number? 8642
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? I don't play the lottery
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? The remote control
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? Whatever can shovel the food in my mouth the fastest
41. What's your favorite radio station? 95.5 Mojo in the Morning
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? Booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? It's on back order
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? I don't do speed dial
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? I couldn't slide a pocket protector in my pocket if I tried
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? It's an ATM, not ATM machine, and Brain has backed up to it so I could use it
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? No but Steve Obrian held mine back while Terry was off flirting not being a very good BFF
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? I did today actually
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? Yesterday, cheese
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? I don't like bacteria collectors
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? " A gosh damn 4 legged horse"
52. What is you current living situation? All over the place
53. When was the last time you masturbated? I'll have to check my records..I don't need to when I have the real thing
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? TB, Amanda, and Helyn
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? I have an urge to hang out with the Amish
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? Not yet but I've got a feeling
57. Who do you think should be the next president? Hillary
58. What do you do for a living? Get paid to get yelled at
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? I only eat food and it's a wonderful thing
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Oh I hope I'm never in this Gawd awful situation
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? LaFawnduh
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? Piss in public and light my flatulence on fire
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? The person who makes up fortunes for fortune cookies
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? My financial situation
65. What is your dream vacation? Somewhere in the exciting state of Wisconsin, I hear they have lots of cheese
66. What is your dream car? That's between my dentist and me
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? Like I spend any less than a grand at one store
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? Looks like I'm going to live for another 30
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? I could drink like 10 thimbles at a time right????
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? First of all, I would never go looking for my parents doin it, second of all, they don't do it anyway
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? Flying during flatulence would be **** in' awesom
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? I'd marry an old ugly billionaire, when he bites the dust, marry me the hottie and live happily ever after
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? I already do both
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? This is a toughie
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? I don't want to be the butta girl