| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
I'mma have to go with the elephant here. Getting me arse whipped by a Leprechaun would just be embarrassing. Especially if it was that one played by Warwick Davis. |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
Shot of Lemon Juice. Nasty as hell, but bearable. Poop for a week, no thanks. |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
Shot, but that depends on where. Headshot, please (followed by a loud booming voice exclaiming HEADSHOT!). |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
Uh, I'll exit this mortal coil in that case rather than live with bad memories. Even trying to ponder that scenario just chills me. |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
Watermelon. Nothing some magnesium pills and rantidine tablets couldn't cure. Subburn also wouldn't be bad, but damn annoying, even though I'd buy several fully-grown aloe-vera plants. |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
I'll get followed around by people here. I hate the first option with a passion that words cannot even describe. |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
Uh, neither. Some people can cope with disabilities like these, and all the kudos in the world to them for doing so, but I cannot possibly imagine how I might cope (and lets hope I never have to find out either). |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
Neither again here. Instead, in the 1800's, I'll just go find that mad scientists,, get him drunk at the local saloon, and steal the keys to that flying, time-travelling train of his. |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
Damn. This is tough. Do I get a gun to shoot one of them? No?, scheiße. I'll take Timberlake then. He's at least tolerable. As long as he doesn't try to rip my shirt off. |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
Actor, probably. Maybe the ubiquitous Best Boy Grip? |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
Invisiblity. Stopping time would serve no real purpose except to really frak up the universe. |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
Wtf? Live in the dryer? Seriously, Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot? I'll be a witch, thank you. And I'll even have a house of candy and dine on small children. |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
This one is obvious. Rich, please. |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
Well, I have none currently, and I'm not entirely optimistic on my chances of getting just one, let alone three or four. |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
Envy. I already have it and like it. |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
Dude, purple eyes would rock. It'd creep the living scheiße out of people, which would totally 0wn. |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
Hmm. Does the purple cow produce purple milk? Because that's a marketable product. There have been plenty of two-headed snakes, but nary a purple cow that produces purple milk! |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
As much as I'd hate to admit it, I'll take California and all it's west coastness things, even though I'm a die-hard east-coaster. |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
Knit a sweater, I suppose. I imagine I could get rather artsy with such a skill. |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
This depends entirely on whether I could get the Internet out at my grand-mothers house. This would also determine which grand-mother I'd live with. |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
Eye Surgery? LASiK? Sure! (it's free, right?) |
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