| 1. My ex... |
was from geelong , once with him at the train station i saw cliff young , he gave me greasies |
| 2. Maybe I should... |
pay for a full metre of material , these offcuts i make my clothes with look ridiculous |
| 3. I love... |
tiny people , but i hate dwarves , tiny people are cute and the women there think im hot as |
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| 4. People would say that I'm... |
a hero , i have a hotted up monaro , the licence plate is sikbitz |
| 5. I don't understand... |
why im always asked for a spare smoke but never for money , i have never smoked |
| 6. When I wake up in the morning... |
i drink coffee , then rinse the ants from my cup and have another |
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| 7. Life is full of... |
jerks , look around , we are surrounded by them |
| 8. My past is... |
old news |
| 9. Parties are... |
where you find alot of jerks , i went to a party and phil ceberano was there , he wore leather pants , what a **** |
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| 10. I wish... |
i had realised earlier that those star fish aliens were friendly |
| 11. Tomorrow... |
i will experiment further on my killer ant project |
| 12. I have low tolerance... |
of mcdonalds , well zero tolerance , they are an evil organisation |
| 13. I am totally terrified of... |
dwarves that have night vision goggles that want to spoon me |
| 14. If I had a million dollars... |
i would still enjoy filling in surveys , i'd just have a better computer to do them with |
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