| 1. Name: |
Sarah |
| 2. Age: |
22 |
| 3. Male or Female? |
Female |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
While I'm sleeping |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
Yes |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
2 years and a ring |
| 7. Why did it end? |
Ugh...it's complicated |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
Single |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
Take 5 |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
Lost |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
Brownies this morning at about 2 AM |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
London broil with baked potatos and french style green beans |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
Yes |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
Black tank with a blue striped shirt over |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
My necklace |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
Elmo |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
Steak |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
ALWAYS |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
A lifetime supply of beer....lots of writing paper and pens....and a butcher knife (never know when that might come in handy) |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
Not currently |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
Yes...eventually |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
Yes |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
Some old-school Nokia ringtone |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
5 |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
I used to be able to |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
They're ALL my favorite...HERNT! |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
Yes...lots of different places |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
Anything that will open a bottle of beer :) |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
One that I never ever wear |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
None...it's at home |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
Still Vanessa on Anti-Valentine's Day |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
Hmmmm....I will ponder this question for the rest of the day to come up with the best possible answer! :) |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
Horse |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
Yes |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
Ugh |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
Ew...yes |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
3 |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
0...never played |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
Sure...guitar, piano, and I can also play a mean cowbell :) |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
Spork |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
95.1, 101.9, 107.1, 96.5, 101.1, 106.7 |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
Booth |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
I wish |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
Nobody |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
Nah |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
No |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
No |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
Absolutely |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
Egg noodles and sauce...about 5 days ago...I was drunk...I blame the alcohol |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
Yes....PINK! |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
Giraffe |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
Just me and my daughter... |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
Like....2 days ago |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
Mara, Kristin, Kelsey, Lauren |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
Home...in bed...recovering from last night |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
Only once |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
Who knows? All politicians are **** ed in their own way |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
Sales Assistant/ mom |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
I dunno...I'm not one for strange things |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
Chicken caesar salad |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
I like my name |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
Pee standing up, have sex and masturbate as much as possible |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
At home mom....horse training and breeding on the side |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
My motivation regarding my schooling |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
A Mediterranean cruise |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
Nissan Titan or Mazda 6 |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
I'm tempted to say Walmart or Target just because I could get SO much **** ! |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
Living another 30 years...even if I have to struggle, it would be worth it to watch my daughter grow up |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
I'd rather be machine gunned to death |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
I'd rather that they find me... |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
Fly....flying would be neat |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
Are they both the same amount of niceness? |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
Every red light...you can just learn to leave a little earlier... |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
Well, I've done both...so, I don't have to worry about this question :) |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
Hot face, ugly body |