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1. Name: SHARON
2. Age: 52
3. Male or Female? FEMALE
4. What is your favorite time of day? VARIES
5. Have you ever been in love? YES
6. How long was your longest relationship? ABOUT 17 YEARS
7. Why did it end? DIVORCE AND I REMARRIED
8. Single or Taken? TAKEN
9. Favorite Candy Bar? REESE CUP
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? DEAL OR NO DEAL
11. What was the last thing you cooked? HAMBUGER STROGANOFF
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? PORK, SAUERKRAUT AND DUMPLINGS
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? NO, THATS A DISGUSTING QUESTION!
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? BLACK
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? YES, WEDDING RINGS, GRANDMA AND BIRTHSTONE NECKLACE, SILVER BRACELET, BIRTHSTONE RING
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? UMMMMMM????? I GUESS COOKIE MONSTER
17. What is your favorite meat? CHICKEN
18. Do you have a dirty mind? NOT REALLY
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? COMPUTER, WATER, FOOD
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? NO
21. Do you ever want to get married? I AM MARRIED
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? NO
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? NOKIA
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? DON'T HAVE A HOME PHONE, ONLY CELL
25. Can you do a split? NO
26. What is your favorite sexual position? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? YES, IN LAKE ERIE
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? DON'T HAVE ONE
29. How many watches do you own? TWO
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? ITS ALL IN THE BANK
31. Who was the last person you kissed? CHUCK
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? PIG
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? NO
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? JIMMIE JOHNSON
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? YES
37. What is your favorite number? 7 AND 8
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? $200
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? NO
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? FORK, I DON'T KNOW WHY
41. What's your favorite radio station? DON'T HAVE ONE
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? BOOTH
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? NO
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? ANDREW
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? PROBABLY NOT
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? NO
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? NO, BUT I HAVE MY KIDS
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? YES
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, PEACHES FROM A PEACH TURNOVER
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? NO
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? HORSE
52. What is you current living situation? IN OUR TRUCK UNTIL NEXT WEEK, THEN A DOUBLE WIDE MODULAR ON 5 ACRES
53. When was the last time you masturbated? SICK QUESTION
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? CHUCK
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? IN OUR NEW HOUSE
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? NO
57. Who do you think should be the next president? NOBODY GOOD TO CHOOSE FROM, SO I DON'T KNOW
58. What do you do for a living? I DO ALL THE PAPERWORK AND ACCOUNTING FOR OUR COMPANY
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? OKRA AND IT WAS DISGUSTING
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? I GUESS PIZZA SO I WOULD GET EVERYTHING I NEEDED (MEAT, BREAD, VEGETABLE,ETC)
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? I LIKE MY NAME
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? I DON'T KNOW
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? A NURSE
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? NOTHING
65. What is your dream vacation? TO GO TO ENGLAND
66. What is your dream car? CORVETTE
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? WALMART
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? 30 YEARS STRUGGLING. I'VE DONE IT FOR 52, WHATS ANOTHER 30? LOL
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? USE A THIMBLE
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? NEITHER,!! EWW
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? YOUV'E GOT TO BE KIDDING???
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? WHOEVER WAS THE NICEST
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? HIT EVERY RED LIGHT
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? I GUESS NEVER HAVE SEX, BECAUSE TO ME, SEX WITHOUT LOVE IS NOTHING
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? HARD DECISION????