| 1. Name: |
Elaine |
| 2. Age: |
15 |
| 3. Male or Female? |
Female |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
8pm |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
Yes |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
2 months |
| 7. Why did it end? |
Rumors and the way I was treating myself. |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
Single |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
Snicker |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
South Park! |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
Blueberry pankackes, lol, I did it in Mrs.King's class Friday. |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
Subway!!!!!!!!! with a Dr.Pepper!!!!!!! |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
NO! |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
Black |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
My Gandmother's wedding ring she gave me when my grandpa died. |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
ELMO!! |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
Turkey! |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
I think it's an okay mind, lol |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
Hair products, clothes, a garden knome |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
Yes I do, (I'm not gunna say but this person is on myspce, and I know the person) |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
Yes, |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
Nope(sadly) |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
Clocks by Coldplay |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
0, we don't have an answering machine. |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
No, but one day I say I will. |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
The bullwinkle!! LOL, I just made that up, but it sounds like it would be interesting! |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
Never had sex! |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
All of them, they're all DANGEROUS!!!!! WOHAHAHAHAHA(evil laugh) |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
1 |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
$0.00 |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
Never had a kiss. |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
In a field, corn field! |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
Horse |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
Abosolutly!! Who hasn't. |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
Don't have one. |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
When I was little( AHHHHHHH!! BAD MEMORIES!!!! ) |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
4 |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
$0!!!!!!` |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
Yes I play 3. ( Trumpet, Electric guitar, Paino) |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
Knife!! It's sharp, I can poke things. |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
104.5 the edge! |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
Booth! |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
I actually do, it was a rip off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All it says is " That was easy",,,,,,,,I hate it!! |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
Nothing at the moment. |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
No, but if I had to, i'd love it, maybe. |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
No. |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
Actually i have, Lasy summer before band camp |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
Hasn't everyone! |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
Yesterday, cookie crumb. |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
Yes, Purple, lol. |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
A penguin! |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
Normal |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
Never! That's nasty! |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
I just have friends, not best friends, |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
Gatlinburg Tennessee!! |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
Never had a job |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
Hillary Clinton, we need a woman! |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
I go to high school! |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
Chicken Nuggets diped in a McFlurrie! Its was tangy! |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
Mashpotaters!!! hehe |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
Winkle-Bottom |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
See how many chicks I could get, lol |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
Astronomer in the NASA industery. |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
The way people make fun of my weight, :'( |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
Disney World! |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
Don't have but something with very good gas mileage |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
Hot Topic! |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
30 years of struggling, because that's life! |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
Drink all liquids using a thimble! (Who knows, there might be ammonia) |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
NEITHE!!!!! I'd want to do it in peace! |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
Fly!!!! |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
It don't matter to me, as long as I fall in love. : ) |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
Richard Simmons!! I would be fit and healthy |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
I want love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but sex comes with love 98% of the time. So that question sucks! |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
My body is not purfect but merely not beautiful! |