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1. Name: Joshua
2. Age: 19
3. Male or Female? Male
4. What is your favorite time of day? 430
5. Have you ever been in love? Yes
6. How long was your longest relationship? 9 months
7. Why did it end? Her being stupid
8. Single or Taken? Single
9. Favorite Candy Bar? Skor
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? Hells Kitchen
11. What was the last thing you cooked? Omelette
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? Lobster
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? HAHAHA noooo.
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? Blue
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? No
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Big Bird
17. What is your favorite meat? Lobster
18. Do you have a dirty mind? Yes
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? Computer, Food, Water
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? Yes... Id rather not talk about it.
21. Do you ever want to get married? Yes
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? Yes
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? When the Saints come marching In
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? 5
25. Can you do a split? No
26. What is your favorite sexual position? Im not sure. They are all pretty funn..
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? Nope
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? The Knife
29. How many watches do you own? None
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? 2 pennies
31. Who was the last person you kissed? Heather
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? Definately on a Bar!
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? Pig
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? Yes
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? Bobby LaBonte
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? No
37. What is your favorite number? 13
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? $50.00
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? Drums, Trumpet, Trombone
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? Knife, Its sharp and can cut skin. HEHE
41. What's your favorite radio station? 103.9 WVOM
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? Booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? No I think they are a waste of money
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? Nates Girlfriend
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? No
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? No but someone has done that for me before
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? Yes
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? Yes
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? Last year, It was chocolate pudding
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? No those things are gay
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? Tiger
52. What is you current living situation? College Dorm
53. When was the last time you masturbated? Im bitter I dont masturbate...
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? Brittney
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? Mohegan Sun, Uncusville CT.
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? No
57. Who do you think should be the next president? Actually my mom is trying to run Not this term but next term NO JOKE
58. What do you do for a living? Im a Hooker. LMAO
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? Sushi with Caviar, It was delicious
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Sushi
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? Garfunkle
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? Have you play with my Vagina!
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? Geologist
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? My Laziness
65. What is your dream vacation? Hawaii with Dog and Family
66. What is your dream car? Lambourgini
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? Walmart
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? 1 month in complete happiness
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? Machine-Gunned to death by Lite Brite pegs- It sounds Colorful
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? My parents finding me
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? Fly when i Fart
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? Hot poor person
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? Hit every Red Light
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? Never fall in love
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? Hot face and ugly body