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1. Name: Sarah
2. Age: 22
3. Male or Female? Female
4. What is your favorite time of day? Dusk and Dawn
5. Have you ever been in love? Yes.
6. How long was your longest relationship? About six and a half years.
7. Why did it end? Distance... he moved to Pennsylvania (and believe me... it's not over).
8. Single or Taken? Depends.
9. Favorite Candy Bar? Everything. I'm not picky when it comes to any kind of food.
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? I don't have one favorite T.V. show. I like anything on the Science channel.
11. What was the last thing you cooked? Spaghetti.
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? Anything... like I said I'm not too picky, but I do eat spaghetti everyday.
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? That would be rude.
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? Black.
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? Two rings... an earing... home-made necklace
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Gonzo.
17. What is your favorite meat? Derek Daniel. Ha.
18. Do you have a dirty mind? Doesn't eveyone?
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? Water, Derek... and the survivorman Les Stroud.
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? Derek Daniel... it's not a crush, it's an obsession.
21. Do you ever want to get married? Yes.
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? Why would I? That's a little vain.
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? "No Excuses"- Alice In Chains.
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? About four or five.
25. Can you do a split? No.
26. What is your favorite sexual position? No comment.
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? I wouldn't have sex in public.
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? The knife... and the Swiss.
29. How many watches do you own? None.
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? Tons.
31. Who was the last person you kissed? Derek...
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? On the moon.
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? The cow...
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? ...so no, I haven't been "cow tipping"
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? Jimmie Johnson!
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? god no.
37. What is your favorite number? 6
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? I haven't been that lucky yet. Ha.
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? Mostly bass... some guitar... maybe a little drums.
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? The fork... I don't really have a reason. It's handy I guess.
41. What's your favorite radio station? I don't really listen to the radio.
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? Booth.
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? What the hell is that?
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? I don't use speed dial... but if I did, I guess I'd be Derek. He doesn't mind listening to me complain and whatnot.
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? If need be.
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? No.
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? Yes... that's what friends are for... for the good times, and the bad times.
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? Everyday.
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? Yesterday... well it wasn't food. I dribbled coffee on my shirt.
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? Yes. It's white. My last one was green if you must know.
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? A bush baby.
52. What is you current living situation? I live in a house.
53. When was the last time you masturbated? No comment.
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? I guess "Kahla" and Derek Daniel. My two **** es.
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? Away from you.
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? Me? Ha. Of course not.
57. Who do you think should be the next president? Al Gore.
58. What do you do for a living? Suffer.
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? "Strange" food isn't so strange. Depends how and where you were brought up.
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? ...maybe soup.
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? I wouldn't.
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? It really depends who I could be. If I were D. Grant, I'd stare at myself in the mirror all day, and do D. Grant type things.
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? A roadie for Alkaline Trio.
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? I don't think I would. I have to happy with what I am... which is a dweeb.
65. What is your dream vacation? Sleeping all day in a cabin in a snowy region.
66. What is your dream car? An old school Monte Carlo.
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? Edge... and any store that sells peacoats.
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? I'd live for another month in complete happiness... life is too long. Easier for me.
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? What kind of question is this?? A thimble I guess. Lite-Brite pegs??? They wouldn't kill me fast enough.
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? No comment.
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? I'm not sure.
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? I'd rather marry someone I love... poor, ugly... whatever.
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? Hit every red light. Richard Simmons, huh?. I don't look too good in bright, fun, glittering, striped lycra.
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? Never have sex.
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? Who cares. I don't have to stare at me.