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1. For a million dollars would you have sex with the same sex? Hell No!
2. Women, if you were pregnant would you prefer C-section or normal birth without pain medication? N/A
3. Men, from the question above what would your rather your wife or girlfriend have? Whichever one she chooses.
4. If stranded would you prefer a Coke or Beer? Beer.
5. If finding a blow up doll in a dumpster, do you take it, leave it or use it to use as a prop on your best friend? Leave it.
6. If you were broke and shot a duck with the last bullet in your gun to feed your family, but it landed on a rich mans land who said it was his but wanted to play a game of kicking one another in the privates for the duck and the rich man was first, what would you choose? I'd kick his **** and take my duck.
7. Gloids or Monkeys? Huh?
8. Three equal friends over, one is broke, one is greedy and one has it all. Who do you pick for help? Help with what?
9. VCR with endless movies or DVD for one movie a week only? DVD. Don't have that much time and the video and audio are that much better.
10. Lip gloss or Carmex? Carmex.
11. Change your past or your future? Future. Can't change the past.
12. Camping or Motel 6? Both have their places, but I don't usually stay at Motel 6.
13. Fish sticks or fish fry? Fish sticks at home. Fish fry with the family.
14. To lose a hand or foot and why? Hand. We use our hands much more than our feet.
15. Blind or deaf and why? Deaf. Because I am much more visual than aural.
16. From the question above. BOTH..would you prefer life or give up? Hand and foot? Press on! Blind and deaf? What's the point?
17. STD or Skin Graph? Skin graph. No skanky hoes for me, thanks!
18. Missing boobie or missing eye? Boobie.
19. Missing testicle or missing ear? Testicle.
20. To show it all or to not? For me? Not!
21. Cheat for a dollar or sleep with a gloid for for 10 dollars? WTF is a "gloid"?
22. TND (Truth or Dare) have your family relative shave your SPOT or you shave their SPOT? Uh....no!
23. Bowling or Combine? Bowling.
24. Smurf, smurfett or poppa smurf? Smurfette! She was a hottie for a lil' blue gal.
25. One toe or third nipple? Isn't it a nubbin?
26. Last question. If a elephant with a thorn stuck in your foot and a mouse offered to pull it out with the condition being it was able to sleep with you, would you? If I was an elephant and the mouse asked me? Sure, as long as she was a hot mouse. Maybe like Minnie Mouse!