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1. Name: Paul
2. Age: 14
3. Male or Female? male
4. What is your favorite time of day? i could care less
5. Have you ever been in love? yes
6. How long was your longest relationship? like 3 months
7. Why did it end? in december
8. Single or Taken? single
9. Favorite Candy Bar? 3 muskateers BABY!
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? Family Guy
11. What was the last thing you cooked? yeah i made soup
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? Fettucini alfrado
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? HELL NO
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? its blue
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? nah im a broke white boy cant afford jewelry
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? ummm not sure
17. What is your favorite meat? chicken
18. Do you have a dirty mind? HELL YES
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? a cellphone,computer,and a Sams
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? No not right now
21. Do you ever want to get married? maybe
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? no
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? Aint got a cell-phone retard
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? like 5 times
25. Can you do a split? hell no that crap hurts i mite brake my butt bone lol
26. What is your favorite sexual position? um wow what a question so many ways but i think the 69 position
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? dude on top of my house
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? the knife drdrdr
29. How many watches do you own? like 20 but i broke em all
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? $100
31. Who was the last person you kissed? you dont need to know that
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? dude it would be on top of one of those bullet trains
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? the cow idk i never seen it
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? hell no
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? dude i dont like NASCAR
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? **** no ughhh that would be the worst site ever dude what kinda question is this
37. What is your favorite number? um 21
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? 0 cause i cant buy one yet
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? i used to play guitar besides that no
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? a knife because that would be harder to eat a turkey with a spoon than a knife
41. What's your favorite radio station? 9:45 the buzzz
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? dude a table fo sho
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? no
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? aint got cell phone
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? um no
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? i cant drive stupid
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? nah i would just laugh at them
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? yeah
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? dude it was like 2 days ago i spilled BBQ sauce on it
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? no i dont
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? a giraff
52. What is you current living situation? um good
53. When was the last time you masturbated? 2 min ago
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? Not sure
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? in my computer room on myspace
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? im to young for a job u tard
57. Who do you think should be the next president? Pamela Anderson
58. What do you do for a living? nothing im too lazy
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? mushrooms and god that tasted like dog crap
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? i would eat pizza
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? heysuess
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? dude i would get laid so many times
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? lawyer for sure
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? um not really sure i wouldnt change anything
65. What is your dream vacation? To go to Ireland
66. What is your dream car? a mercedes clk-gtr
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? i would spend it at a porn shop
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? neither that would suck balls
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? drink all liquids using a thimble
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? my parents finding me having sex
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? i would rather fly when i fart
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? I would mary the ugly rich girl dump her take the money then go pick up the poor chick
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? i would hit every red light and who the hell is richard simmons
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? um never fall in love
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? neither