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1. Name: jordan
2. Age: eighten
3. Male or Female? female
4. What is your favorite time of day? night time after midnight
5. Have you ever been in love? yes. i live there.
6. How long was your longest relationship? so far...2years
7. Why did it end? i dont really know how to answer this. its just..weird. i dont even know if its really over. i hope its not. : (
8. Single or Taken? in reality im single, but emotionally, 100% taken
9. Favorite Candy Bar? 3 musketeers i suppose
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? friends and the Class
11. What was the last thing you cooked? i dont remember. ha.thats bad
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? spaghetti
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? what? NO!
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? im actually not, to be honest
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? none
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? freakin. i dont like sesame street
17. What is your favorite meat? "lil meat"(inside joke). dark meat
18. Do you have a dirty mind? I would freak you out. trust me.
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? water, food, gorgeous man
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? i dont have a crush. im in love.
21. Do you ever want to get married? I do. : )
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? no
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? its always on vibe so that my mother and father dont know when my fone rings
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? i have no idea
25. Can you do a split? yes.
26. What is your favorite sexual position? yes. ; )
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? i have not.
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? the scissors. theyre cute
29. How many watches do you own? lik 3 i think. never wear em.
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? $27
31. Who was the last person you kissed? i kissed my nephew on the forehead a few days ago.
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? church parking lot.
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? duck
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? no.
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? i dont do nascar, but thank you for asking.
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? guh.
37. What is your favorite number? 10. i love it
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? i havent played one..
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? no. piano slightly. not worth counting
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? spoon.
41. What's your favorite radio station? you can do lots of stuff with it. put it on ur nose
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? . make music with em, lots of things
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? no..i wish i did.
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? i dont use speed dial
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? i guess if i had to?
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? yes.
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? ..no.
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? constantly
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? yesterday i got sweet and sour sauce on my shirt
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? yes. pink
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? if not a chihuahua/dauchsund mix..then a frog. white dumpy tree frog. : )
52. What is you current living situation? HORRIBLE IS WHAT IT IS!
53. When was the last time you masturbated? wow. no, thank you.
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? katie
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? with the boy i love. no lie.
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? haha no.
57. Who do you think should be the next president? w.e
58. What do you do for a living? work at a photography gallery
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? uhm...fruit salad with enchiladas. it was perfect.
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? cheez-its
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? something else.
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? go beat the crap out off everyone that i hate, because by the next day no one would have known it was me, so i wouldnt get in any trouble. yes.
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? I would be a wonderful, wealthy, famous photographer
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? i would make it OK for me to be with the person i love
65. What is your dream vacation? i dont know. just traveling
66. What is your dream car? range rover
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? mmm. saks i guess.
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? 30 years struggling
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? drink all liquids using a thimble.
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? my parents dont have sex.
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? hahahaha. uhm i think it would be worse to always be peeing.
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? HOT POOR PERSON! duh.
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? hit every red light. just have to manage ur time better. to dress like richard simmons would make it so that ud never see a red light just cuz ud have no where to go cuz no one would be ur friend.
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? never have sex.
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? hot face and ugly body.