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1. Name: sam
2. Age: 18..almost 19
3. Male or Female? male
4. What is your favorite time of day? night
5. Have you ever been in love? yes
6. How long was your longest relationship? 9 months
7. Why did it end? cause i went to college....GAY!!!
8. Single or Taken? wouldnt you like to know!!!
9. Favorite Candy Bar? snickers
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? ...not show...channel...hunting chanel
11. What was the last thing you cooked? mac and cheese
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? steak and patatoes
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? **** NO
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? blue
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? yes..my cross..gold
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? cookie monster
17. What is your favorite meat? steak
18. Do you have a dirty mind? i can if you want me to!!!
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? my knife..my gun...and lots of ammo
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? maybe!!!
21. Do you ever want to get married? hells yea
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? yea..school ID
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? mud on the tires..brad paisley
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? i dunno
25. Can you do a split? no..im not gay
26. What is your favorite sexual position? sex is good in any position
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? no
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? knife
29. How many watches do you own? three
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? 50
31. Who was the last person you kissed? not telling!!
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? library
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? bull
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? yes
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? i hate nascar
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? sadly
37. What is your favorite number? 82
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? dont gamble
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? guitar..and drums..kinda
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? knife..
41. What's your favorite radio station? K102
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? no
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? dont use speed dial
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? no
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? ha..yea
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? yea
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? yea
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? i usually eat over the table..
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? no
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? dog
52. What is you current living situation? dorm
53. When was the last time you masturbated? hahahahaha...wouldnt you like to know
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? pat kopesky
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? on the lake
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? no
57. Who do you think should be the next president? i dont really care...just not bush
58. What do you do for a living? work on the farm..and go to school
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? rocky mountain oysters!!!!
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? steak
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? bob
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? get **** ed
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? marine sniper
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? that i could do better in school
65. What is your dream vacation? hawaii
66. What is your dream car? not car...BIG **** TRUCK!!!
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? RCC
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? month and dying
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? machine gunned
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? parents find me
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? fly when i fart
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? hot poor person
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? dress like richard simmons
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? never have sex
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? hot face