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1. Name: David Zachery Loomis I
2. Age: 16
3. Male or Female? male
4. What is your favorite time of day? i think... noon
5. Have you ever been in love? still am
6. How long was your longest relationship? its still going
7. Why did it end? it didn't
8. Single or Taken? taken and happy
9. Favorite Candy Bar? i dont like candy, but if i had to choose... 3 musketeers bar
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? LOST
11. What was the last thing you cooked? my famous omelet, at least famous to me
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? spaghetti with lots of cheese
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? no
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? blueish
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? my class ring
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Snuffleupagus
17. What is your favorite meat? alligator
18. Do you have a dirty mind? no, im happily pervert free
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? 400 knifes, a good book on "who done it", and a Jesus stick
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? yes, a big one...
21. Do you ever want to get married? sure, why not
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? my school id
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? default
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? four times
25. Can you do a split? no way
26. What is your favorite sexual position? whats wrong with you people
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? whats wrong with you people
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? the knife
29. How many watches do you own? maybe one left in my drawer
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? like 30 bucks
31. Who was the last person you kissed? Tat
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? whats wrong with you people
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? llama
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? lol no
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? Jeff Gordon
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? no
37. What is your favorite number? 71
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? never won
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? i dabble on the piano and i use to play the sax
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? fork for its many uses
41. What's your favorite radio station? i dont listen to the radio
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? lol maybe...
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? Tatiana
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? no, probably not
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? lol no
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? no
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? all the time
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? like 3 months ago; spaghetti
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? i dont use whatever that is
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? a chinchilla
52. What is you current living situation? in my house
53. When was the last time you masturbated? whats wrong with u people
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? Sir Justin
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? New Zealand
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? nope
57. Who do you think should be the next president? Obama seems good
58. What do you do for a living? sleep...
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? the school's lunches
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? i dont know
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? John Jacob Jingle Himer Smith
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? good question....
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? Inter-terrestrial High Stakes Tradesman
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? No Answer
65. What is your dream vacation? Disney World
66. What is your dream car? the Batmobile
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? Wal-mart :)
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? the happier one
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? machine-guned, thts more dramatic
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? No Answer
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? fly when I fart, then they can call me flatulent boy
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? hot poor person
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? oooh, tough one...
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? never have sex
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? I dont know