| 1. For a million dollars would you have sex with the same sex? |
i might... 1 mil is alot of **** ing money |
| 2. Women, if you were pregnant would you prefer C-section or normal birth without pain medication? |
not a woman |
| 3. Men, from the question above what would your rather your wife or girlfriend have? |
umm normal birth, even tho she would be a **** |
| 4. If stranded would you prefer a Coke or Beer? |
beer |
| 5. If finding a blow up doll in a dumpster, do you take it, leave it or use it to use as a prop on your best friend? |
leave it |
| 6. If you were broke and shot a duck with the last bullet in your gun to feed your family, but it landed on a rich mans land who said it was his but wanted to play a game of kicking one another in the privates for the duck and the rich man was first, what would you choose? |
wow what a weird question. no. |
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| 7. Gloids or Monkeys? |
i dont know what a gloid is. so monkey |
| 8. Three equal friends over, one is broke, one is greedy and one has it all. Who do you pick for help? |
the broke one..? |
| 9. VCR with endless movies or DVD for one movie a week only? |
DVD one movie. dont care how many movies i c as long as i have my computer... i know.. nerdy! |
| 10. Lip gloss or Carmex? |
lip gloss... wtf is carmex |
| 11. Change your past or your future? |
past |
| 12. Camping or Motel 6? |
motel 6 |
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| 13. Fish sticks or fish fry? |
neither. **** that. |
| 14. To lose a hand or foot and why? |
left hand. i need both feet to walk and walking is amazing. my left hand just generally is not used as much as either of the other feet/hands |
| 15. Blind or deaf and why? |
deaf. i need to see the hoes that im **** in |
| 16. From the question above. BOTH..would you prefer life or give up? |
give up |
| 17. STD or Skin Graph? |
No Answer |
| 18. Missing boobie or missing eye? |
eye |
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| 19. Missing testicle or missing ear? |
testicle... only need one |
| 20. To show it all or to not? |
show what all. |
| 21. Cheat for a dollar or sleep with a gloid for for 10 dollars? |
WTF IS A GLOID! probably cheat. |
| 22. TND (Truth or Dare) have your family relative shave your SPOT or you shave their SPOT? |
is this the truth, or dare part. what a **** ed up question |
| 23. Bowling or Combine? |
bowling |
| 24. Smurf, smurfett or poppa smurf? |
poppa smurf can ya lick my asss... yeah lick my **** **** . www.ebaumsworld.com and type in "smurf". lol |
| 25. One toe or third nipple? |
one toe |
| 26. Last question. If a elephant with a thorn stuck in your foot and a mouse offered to pull it out with the condition being it was able to sleep with you, would you? |
no? |