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1. Name: Samantha
2. Age: 28
3. Male or Female? female
4. What is your favorite time of day? sexytime!!
5. Have you ever been in love? YES :-)
6. How long was your longest relationship? almost 6 years
7. Why did it end? we were too young
8. Single or Taken? very taken!
9. Favorite Candy Bar? 100 grand
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? American Idol
11. What was the last thing you cooked? chocolate cake
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? filet mignon with horseradish topping and sweet potato!!!
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? no but i get humped daily!
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? white
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? my new diamond earrings
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? oscar..
17. What is your favorite meat? hahahaha
18. Do you have a dirty mind? hahahaha
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? ??????
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? oh yeah...erock!
21. Do you ever want to get married? yea someday
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? no
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? whatever it came with
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? 5 or 6
25. Can you do a split? no
26. What is your favorite sexual position? i like a little variety
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? almost in the casino!!
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? tweezers
29. How many watches do you own? 3
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? $100
31. Who was the last person you kissed? erock
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? on a beach somewhere tropical
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? ducks
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? no
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? not into it
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? not recently!
37. What is your favorite number? 13
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? like $5
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? used to play the flute, piano
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? spoon....
41. What's your favorite radio station? 106.9
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? used too...
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? erock
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? no
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? can't say i have
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? yes
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? all the time
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? can't remember
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? yup mine is yellow!
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? a monkey
52. What is you current living situation? with my bf and son
53. When was the last time you masturbated? i don't have time for that with eric!
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? shelley
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? right where i am with my son!
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? yup
57. Who do you think should be the next president? hillary
58. What do you do for a living? waitress
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? ostrich..tasted like chicken
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? any kind of fruit
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? i love my name!
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? pee standing up! duh!
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? i want lots of babies and to stay home!
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? i would love a bigger apartment
65. What is your dream vacation? hawaii or australia with erock
66. What is your dream car? i'd like a jeep wrangler
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? old navy
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? i would struggle...
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? i'd go for the thimbles!
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? find me...for sure
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? fly when i fart of course
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? i got my hot poor man!!!
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? thta's a tough one
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? wow....
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? hmmm....