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1. Name: Cody
2. Age: 29
3. Male or Female? female
4. What is your favorite time of day? the evening
5. Have you ever been in love? yes
6. How long was your longest relationship? on and off four 4 years
7. Why did it end? he was insane
8. Single or Taken? single
9. Favorite Candy Bar? snickers
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? 6 ft under till they canceled it **** ing HBO!
11. What was the last thing you cooked? shepards pie
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? anything with potatoes
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? lol no i can't say i have
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? red
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? yes my grandfathers wedding ring and my fathers wedding ring, my mothers wedding ring and a ring i bought myself and a necklace caleb got me for xmas
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? oscar
17. What is your favorite meat? prime rib
18. Do you have a dirty mind? lol yes mind is always in the gutter
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? a knife, mascara and a cell phone
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? no i do not
21. Do you ever want to get married? not really to be honest
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? lol no
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? i have a lot of ringtones, the main one is "naughty girls need love too" by samantha fox
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? 6 i believe
25. Can you do a split? lol yeah an break a hip too
26. What is your favorite sexual position? ummm i dunno i favor them all
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? in a car, i guess thats public
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? probably the actual knife
29. How many watches do you own? 2 tho i never wear one
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? lol like 3 bucks
31. Who was the last person you kissed? my kid
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? in my bed duh!
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? lol barn yard animal? probably the lil kitten stuffed in a corner i dunno
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? lol no
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? dont have one
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? oh god! lol when i was younger i'm still scared, i dont want to discuss it lol
37. What is your favorite number? 23
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? 35 bucks
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? lol none
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? fork, cus i have a urge to stab somthing somtimes!
41. What's your favorite radio station? 95.5
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? booth i hate being stuck out in the middle of the place
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? lol naw
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? dont have a speed dial
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? not even if my life depended on it
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? as a matter of a fact i have!
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? oh yes, been there many times
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? yes
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? **** thats an every day occurance
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? its blue
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? a monkey if it cleaned up after itself
52. What is you current living situation? my son and I live with my mother
53. When was the last time you masturbated? its been a while actually
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? i really dont have a person who fills that position anymore
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? vegas
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? yes once
57. Who do you think should be the next president? anyone but bush
58. What do you do for a living? not much lol
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? octapus and it wasn't bad
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? potatoes
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? somthing exotic or i'd legally change it to cody
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? i'd probably jack off all day long lol
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? mattress tester
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? nothing i'm pretty happy
65. What is your dream vacation? anywhere that isn't here
66. What is your dream car? um nothing really anything that runs lol
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? walmart hands down
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? 30 years would be worth the struggle
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? drink from a thimble i guess
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? OMG either would have me in therapy
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? i already to pee when i laugh lol
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? lol good question
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? i'd take a red light
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? well since i never have sex now, i mys well say fall in love
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? lol i do have a hot face and ugly body