| 1. Are you a Health Freak? |
er not rele |
| 2. Have you ever been to college? |
well sixth form does dat count? |
| 3. Are you a member of the mile high club? |
wots dat nob hed |
| 4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? |
no i live in d middle of nowhere on a people-less planet. yes i have neighbours coz i moved in nxt 2 dem |
| 5. Would you kill someone? |
depends if day try 2 kill me first |
| 6. Do you have any piercings? |
yeeeeeesssp |
| 7. Have you ever been arrested? |
no |
| 8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? |
na |
| 9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? |
17 billion trillion zillion - was a LOOOOOONG nite lol |
| 10. Have you ever stolen something? |
der was a certain primark incident that i wish not 2 discuss |
| 11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? |
err i dnt fink so |
| 12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? |
errr i wear lacoste pink i smell yummy wen i remember 2 put it on |
| 13. Tan or Pale? |
i love my sunbed |
| 14. Planes or Buses? |
planes |
| 15. Diamonds or Gold? |
diamonds....splarkly |
| 16. Who did let the dogs out? |
i used 2 work in a dog kennels an i did infact let d dogs out |
| 17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? |
apple |
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| 18. Do you play an instrument? |
i can badly play d drums |
| 19. Do you shower daily? |
no i shower myself |
| 20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? |
over there |
| 21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? |
yea.....*coff* shorty *coff* |
| 22. Would you date someone younger than you? |
er i dno depends if i like dem |
| 23. Would you date someone older than you? |
fo sho - within reason |
| 24. Could you live without sex? |
for a few days yea |
| 25. snakes or rabbits? |
rabbits |
| 26. Have you ever search your own name on google? |
yes an old lady comes up....stupid woman ill b der 1 day |
| 27. What is your favorite type of movie? |
comedy - anchorman |
| 28. What is your favorite type of music? |
indie - the kooks |
| 29. Do you own sex toys? |
der not mine i swear |
| 30. Have you ever commited suicide? |
if i did im not very good at it |
| 31. spit or swallow? |
errrrrrrrrr in wot circumstances |
| 32. Ever starred in your own film? |
no - if i had i wldnt b wastin my time doin dis |
| 33. Do you believe in aliens? |
i believe ders sumit out der yes |
| 34. How do you vent anger? |
im neva angry - la la la |
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| 35. What is your favorite word? |
'plump' rele prenounce the P's |
| 36. Good or Evil? |
evil |
| 37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? |
yea |
| 38. Logic or Art? |
logical art....ay? ay? u like dat yea? |
| 39. Do animals have souls? |
they have heads |
| 40. Do you think you are attractive? |
depends on d time of day...morning?? OH DEAR GOD NO! lol |
| 41. Do you like Holidays? |
oh god no....all that relaxation, cheap drinks, fun times and partys?? y ask!? |
| 42. What are you wearing right now? |
jeans..........an t-shirt |
| 43. Have you ever done Porn? |
no |
| 44. Rough or Sensual? |
sens-ough |
| 45. Do you smoke? |
NO! |
| 46. Do you believe in Love? |
yeeeeesp |
| 47. Do you hate anyone? |
lol yes |
| 48. Last time you saw your mom? |
shes rite in front of me! HI MUM!! |
| 49. Cats or Dogs? |
dogs |
| 50. Do you like seafood? |
tuna |
| 51. Have you ever met a celebrity? |
yeeeesp |
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| 52. Do you believe animals have souls? |
u asked dis question..... |
| 53. Where did you last go on vacation? |
ooo vacation ay....er majorca |
| 54. Lace or Satin? |
lace |
| 55. Mints or chewing gum? |
mint flavoured chewing gum |
| 56. Have you ever danced in Public? |
yes its called a party |
| 57. Do you believe in Hell? |
believe it wen i c it |
| 58. Last speeding ticket? |
wait till i can drive! |
| 59. Do you like to drive fast? |
yes |
| 60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? |
er possibly |
| 61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? |
2 help a friend out |
| 62. Do you like to Kiss? |
yeeeessp |
| 63. Are you a good Kisser? |
its impossible 2 kiss urself on d lips so i wldnt no |
| 64. What is your favorite color? |
light blue |
| 65. Are you tired of this survey? |
its a tad long |
| 66. Who was your last dream of? |
er i dreamt i was bein chased by a goose i was like 'ARGGGHHH GOOOOSE' |
| 67. Who are some of your favorite performers? |
the kooks!!, PANIC! at the disco!!!!! |
| 68. Are you Happy right now with your life? |
it cld b betta |
| 69. What is your favorite position? |
wen sitting? er wiv my legs crossed |
| 70. Are you tired of doing this survey? |
fo sho niglet |
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