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1. Name: Maria Lopez
2. Age: 17
3. Male or Female? Female
4. What is your favorite time of day? Late at night when my Dad is gone
5. Have you ever been in love? Yes
6. How long was your longest relationship? 10 months...he went to jail (my babies daddy)
7. Why did it end? He went to jail
8. Single or Taken? Not sure yet
9. Favorite Candy Bar? Milky Way
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? Reba
11. What was the last thing you cooked? Fish
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? Tacos and Beans
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? No
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? Black and Pink maternity tank
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? Promise Ring from Rafa (babies dad)
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Bert
17. What is your favorite meat? Steak
18. Do you have a dirty mind? No
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? Hernando,Joseph and a boat
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? Hernando Zapata
21. Do you ever want to get married? Yes
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? Yes
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? Livin La Vida Loca
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? 4
25. Can you do a split? Yes, well not now, I'm pregnant I'd be scared to
26. What is your favorite sexual position? I don't wanna say
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? Yes, in a motel swimming pool
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? The knife
29. How many watches do you own? 2
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? 20$
31. Who was the last person you kissed? Hernando
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? My house
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? Cow
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? No
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? Jeff Gordon
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? No
37. What is your favorite number? 8
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? 25$
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? Guitar
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? Spoon
41. What's your favorite radio station? 93.7
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? Booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? No
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? Hernando
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? No
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? Yes
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? Yes
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? Yes
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? Last night...corn
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? No
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? A horse
52. What is you current living situation? I live with my parents
53. When was the last time you masturbated? Haven't
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? Hernando
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? In Hernandos arms
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? No
57. Who do you think should be the next president? A republican
58. What do you do for a living? I work at Whataburger
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? Sushi and it was nasty
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Steak
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? Valeria Rosalynn Zapata
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? I would just be a guy...do what guys do!
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? At "La Catinas" in SanAntonio
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? How I look at my Dad
65. What is your dream vacation? Spending a whole week in SanAntonio with Hernando
66. What is your dream car? An eclipse
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? Hollister
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? Living 30 years
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? Drink all liquids with thimble
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? Find my parents
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? Fly when I fart
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? an ugly billionaire
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? hit every red light
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? never have s**
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? hot body ugly face