| 1. get stepped on by an elephant or get beat up by a leprauchaun? |
beat up by a leprauchaun |
| 2. drink a shot of lemon juice or smell like poop for a week? |
lemon juice. . .duh! |
| 3. die from drowning or die from being shot? |
shot. . . it would be much quicker |
| 4. watch you parents getting killed or get killed yourself? |
get killed myself. . . what kind of sick bastard could watch their parents die? |
| 5. eat an entire watermelon or get really bad sunburn? |
watermelon. . .it's not too fattening and it won't damage my skin |
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| 6. throw up or get followed by ten people , even in the bathroom, for a week? |
throw up. . . these are really lame **** questions |
| 7. be blind or deaf? |
blind. . . I love music and sound too much to go without it |
| 8. live in the 1800's or get run over by a car and break every bone in your body? |
Live in The 1800's |
| 9. meet Justin Timberlake or Paris Hilton? |
Paris. . .I'd teach her manners and give her some underwear. Our dogs could be BFF's |
| 10. be a professional singer or actor? |
Actor |
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| 11. be able to stop time or be invisible? |
stop time |
| 12. be a witch or live in the dryer? |
I would be a witch who lives in the dryer |
| 13. be rich or have no home? |
rich |
| 14. have no one or have 4 boyfriends/girlfriends and they all not know about the other 3? |
have no one |
| 15. have sloth or envy? |
envy |
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| 16. have six inch long nails or purple eyes? |
purple eyes |
| 17. own a two headed snake or a purple cow? |
I hate snakes! I would own a purple cow that kills snakes! |
| 18. live in California or Cancun? |
Cancun |
| 19. knit a sweater or bake 10,000 cookies? |
Call Martha Stewart |
| 20. live with your grandmother or live with twelve other people? |
12 other people |
| 21. go on a 1,200 mile bike ride or have eye surgery? |
I think I need lasik so I would prefer that |
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