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1. Name: Lesli, Michelle, Chelle, Chell, Mommy, **** ..whatever
2. Age: 25...26 in a few days
3. Male or Female? chick
4. What is your favorite time of day? night time
5. Have you ever been in love? yep, twice
6. How long was your longest relationship? 7 years
7. Why did it end? he cheated and got some nasty crotch rot
8. Single or Taken? single
9. Favorite Candy Bar? butterfinger and snickers
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? Law and Order
11. What was the last thing you cooked? big pot of chili
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? fried chicken, mashed spuds and green beans with a tall glass of cold milk
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? yep....thanks Ian
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? pink
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? Omega watch and a pian of silver hoops
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar
17. What is your favorite meat? LOL.....umm, yeah just laughing
18. Do you have a dirty mind? what do you think?
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? snacks, hottie and a radio
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? yeah I do, he knows who he is
21. Do you ever want to get married? been there already, maybe again ut not for a while
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? nope
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? gimme that....
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? don't have a home phone only a cell
25. Can you do a split? sure can, wanna see?
26. What is your favorite sexual position? I love to ride, but a close second would have to be when I am bent over something
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? yep, have to leave these locations out, I might want to use them again
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? hell I don't know, I have not used one of those in a while
29. How many watches do you own? 3 or 4
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? twenty-tree bucks
31. Who was the last person you kissed? my mom, she gave me money
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? I only got caught once and that was back in HS, part of the fun is not getting caught, so I am open for anywhere
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? sheep....dunno why
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? yeah...LOL
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? don't watch the races anymore
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? eww no
37. What is your favorite number? 7
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? three hundred smackers
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? used to play several, but have not picked them up in years
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? fork I guess, again I dunno just is
41. What's your favorite radio station? 98 Rock, 933 these are the main two Ilisten to all the time
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? nope
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? don't use it
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? no
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? LOL no, but I would like to see that
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? yeah
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? yeah stupid drunk moment
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? umm last night, I was cooking and it splattered on me it was chili
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? yes I do and it is pink
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? lama....dunno sounded good
52. What is you current living situation? got my own place
53. When was the last time you masturbated? Sunday morning
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? Stef
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? some beach somewhere with him
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? yeah, but it all worked out for the better
57. Who do you think should be the next president? like I give a flying ****
58. What do you do for a living? DOD
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? I ate an earthworm before, still alive....I didn't chew it, it was kinda weird
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Fruit Loops cereal
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? I kinda already did that I go by my middle name
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? ask me when that day comes
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? professional couch warmer
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? not to be too trusting and let people use that against me
65. What is your dream vacation? all over Europe
66. What is your dream car? don't have one, but I would not mind having a BMW 3 series
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? Macy's
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? WTF, I don't wanna kow the answers to all that crap
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? again WTF?
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? umm, I have no desire for either but I guess I would like to be the one having the sex
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? LOL...what, who the hell came up with this question
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? ugly billionaire, with all that money I am sure we can find a great doc to help us out
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? I rather hit every red light
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? never fall in love, love sex too much for the other
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? hmmm, dunno