| 1. Name: |
TAZ |
| 2. Age: |
20 |
| 3. Male or Female? |
male |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
night |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
yup |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
2 years n 3 months |
| 7. Why did it end? |
didn't wanna be with me nemore |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
dun kno |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
crunch or butterfinger |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
there is a lot |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
egg sandwiches for breakfast |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
i got a bunch...chicken parm, sheperds pie, lasagne, there is so many more |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
NOPE!!! |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
grey |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
yea, earring cuz im its too big to wear to work so i gotta keep my whole open |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
grouch |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
chicken |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
sumtime, if im in a dirty mood lol |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
food, **** , weed LMFAO |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
not really...snot a crush cuz they already kno i love them |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
yea but tha person i want to marry, dun want to marry me :( |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
no |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
push it - rick ross |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
i don't kno...i neva call it lol |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
nope |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
doggystyle. i like watchin tha ripples on a girls ass. its gotta be fat tho!!! |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
yup. mall, lake |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
knife |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
0. i dun really like watches. i have a cellphone that has tha time on it |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
none. its in the room. |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
ashley |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
beach.... |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
idk... dun really like ne of them. they stink lol |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
nope |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
jimmie johnson 48 i think.....he drives tha lowes car and i work for lowes....otha than that. **** nascar |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
yea, wen i was little |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
9 |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
20 bucks lol |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
nope. not a band geek |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
spoon cuz you can eat everything with it and cut it too, if its tender enuff |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
95.5 tha beat jamz |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
booth....i dun like a lot of ppl lookin at me |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
no... |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
voicemail....preset lol |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
no lol |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
LMFAO no...thats a gud idea tho...thanks |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
yup |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
yup |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
idk....wasn't that long ago, i can tell you that much |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
yup. baby blue. them **** s work bangin. ecspecially with kilo body wash by AXE |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
white tiger |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
i live wit ma girl n her fam |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
last time i watched ma girl masturbate....dun worry bout wen it was |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
my girl |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
newhere that ma girl is |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
nope |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
ME!!!!!!! ill make a LOT of ppl happy n legalize marijuana |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
make deliveries for lowes |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
peanut butter grilled cheese. that **** is **** en bangin |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
thats a tuff one....prolly chicken parm |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
TAZ |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
idk. idk if i wuld want to be a girl for a day |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
nething that involves sittin at home and gettin paid millions of dollars a year and no random drug tests |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
i want to quit smokin cigarettes |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
i wanna go to PR |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
Mcleran |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
store that has jerseys, hats and shoes |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
30 years. as long as i get married to ashley within them |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
liquids using a thimble |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
neither....thats not a answer but this is MY SURVEY now! lol |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
fly lol. even tho im affraid of heights |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
hot poor person.....money and ugliness doesn't bring love with it |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
red light....MOS DEF! |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
thats a gud question....idk. |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
face, you can cover up and ugly body |