| 1. Name: |
DANIELLE |
| 2. Age: |
30 |
| 3. Male or Female? |
FEMALE |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
7:06PM |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
YES |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
9 YRS |
| 7. Why did it end? |
HE'S A LUNTATIC |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
SINGLE....I HAVEN'T BEEN SINGLE SINCE I B4 ALBEE, THAT WAS16YRS AGO |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
DON'T HAVE A SWT TOOTH |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
ANY GOSSIP ENTERTAINMENT SHOW,I LOVE LUCY |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
CHICKEN PARM |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
I LOVE SEARED TUNA!! |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
HAH, ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME WELL KNOWS THIS IS A HOBBY OF MINE.I TEND ENGAGE INT THAT SORTA FUN AT HOME |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
PINK |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
TIFFANY BRACELET AND SILVER RING |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
ELMO?CAN GIVE A RATS **** ABOUT SESAME STREET |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
CHICKEN |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
YUP |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
VIBRATING TOYS, A FRIEND TO HELP ME WITH THE VIBRATING TOYS AND BATTARIES |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
PERHAPS...NO NAMES NEEDED |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
YES, VERY BADLY |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
NO |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
IT'S ON VIBRATE |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
DON'T HAVE HOME PHONE, JUST CELL |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
NOPE |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
UH UMMMM...I'M A VIRGIN |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
YES, OKAY MAYBE I'M NOT A VIRGIN |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
SCISSORS |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
NONE, HATE'M |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
HOLD ON, LET'S COUNT 96 BUCKS |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
I DON'T KISS AND TELL |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
ON A HORSE...I DON'T FRIGIN KNOW |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
PIG? |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
NOPE |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
FUNNY, BECAUSE OF CHRIS I ATTEMPTED TO WATCH IT YESTERDAY.LET'S GO WITH #24 GORDON.HE IS #24 RIGHT |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
NOPE |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
22 |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
MAYBE 10 BUCKS |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
I PLAYED THE STRING BASS FOR 8 YRS.WAS IN THE BOY SCOUT JAZZZ BAND.I WAS AWFUL.TAUGHT MYSELF THE PIANO BUT HAVEN'T PLAYED IN QUITE SOME TIME |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
I USE SPOON WITH EVERYTHING.DON'T KNOW WHY |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
106.3 |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
BOOTH.I DON'T SIT LIKE A LADY.I SIT INDIAN STYLE |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
DON'T THINK SO |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
DON'T HAVE SPEED DIAL |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
SURE, WHY NOT |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
NOPE |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
MANY TIMES |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
ALL THE TIME. I HAVE 2 LEFT FEET |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
YESTERDAY, I'M A MESSY PERSON.I WAS COOKING AND GOT RED WINE ON MY SHIRT |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
YES AND IT'S BLUE |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
SPIDER MONKEY |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
THERE ATE WALLS,SLOORS AND CEILINGS.MY SITUATION IS DRIVING ME NUTS.LIVING WITH AN 'OLD ROOMATE' |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
OH LORD,COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.MY TOYS ARE AT MY EX BF.SO I HAVE TO BE CREATIVE |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
I LOVE MY JAMIE BUT HE IS PROB.THE #1 PERSON WHO DRIVES ME NUTS 2 |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
SINGING ON A STAGE WITH THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY OR ABBA |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
YES, FROM A PARTY STORE WHEN I WAS ABOUT 15 |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
HILARY |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
WORK WITH CHILDREN THAT HAVE BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
DON'T KNOW.NOTHING TOO CRAZY.ALIGATOR, I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
TUNA, NOT THE GARBAGE IN A CAN |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
STUPID, THAT'S WHAT JAMIE ALWAYS CALLS ME, KINDA FITS |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
MASTERBATE |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
WOULD LIKE TO BE MARRIED, HAVE KIDS |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
ITALY |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
I LIKE HUMMERS, LOVE THE CHARGER BUT ALWAYS WANTED A JETTA |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
AMERICAN EAGLE? NOT QUITE SURE |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
WELL, I'M AFRAID TO DIE SO LET ME LIVE IN MISERY |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
THIMBLE.VERY ODD QUESTIONS BUDDY |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
FINDING THEM |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
I DO PEE, FUNNY MY FRIEND CHARLIE AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS SAT.AT HIS BAR. |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
UGLY, LOOKS ONLY WORK IN THE BEGINING. I'VE DATED SOME GOOD LOOK'N MEN AND THEIR LOOKS DIDN'T MAKE ME HATE THEM ANY LESS |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
EVERY RED LIGHT |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
I CAN ALWAYS MASTERATE.I'D LIKE TO FALL IN LOVE AGAIN |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
D/K |