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1. Name: lorraine
2. Age: 30
3. Male or Female? female
4. What is your favorite time of day? evenings
5. Have you ever been in love? yes
6. How long was your longest relationship? 5 yrs
7. Why did it end? pandora's box
8. Single or Taken? single
9. Favorite Candy Bar? twix
10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? the jeffersons
11. What was the last thing you cooked? tuna
12. What is your absolute favorite meal? chicken parm with cheesy ziti
13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? yes
14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? blue
15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? earrings, necklaces and braclette's
16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? oscar the grouch
17. What is your favorite meat? ground beef
18. Do you have a dirty mind? hell yeah
19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? cigarettes, my computer and food
20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? jeff lopez
21. Do you ever want to get married? someday
22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? no
23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? rick ross
24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? 4
25. Can you do a split? no
26. What is your favorite sexual position? on top
27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? yes, and im not saying
28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? the scissors
29. How many watches do you own? 1
30. How much cash do you have on you right now? not saying
31. Who was the last person you kissed? sean
32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? my job
33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? eileen
34. Have you ever been cow tipping? no
35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? alan iverson
36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? mom
37. What is your favorite number? 8
38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? like 5 dollars
39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? yes, the piano
40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? spoon, so i can shovel food in my mouth faster
41. What's your favorite radio station? 98.9
42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? booth
43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? yes
44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? jeff lopez
45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? no
46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? no
47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? yes
48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? yes
49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? dont remember
50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? no, i use exfoliating mits
51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? giraffe
52. What is you current living situation? ive come to the poconos to die
53. When was the last time you masturbated? a month ago?
54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? maria
55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? eatontown, nj
56. Have you ever been fired from a job? yes
57. Who do you think should be the next president? hillary
58. What do you do for a living? alas, i am a lowly waitress
59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? not sure, but i eat scuingilli.thats pretty weird, but delish!
60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? cheesburgers
61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? marie
62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? beat my dick all day
63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? tequila inspector
64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? i wish i could fast forward to the end of my 5 yr plan
65. What is your dream vacation? anywhere hot with a pool inside the hotel room
66. What is your dream car? a big suv with rims and a system
67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? zales
68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? 30 years and struggling
69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? drink all liquids from a thimble
70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? i rather see them
71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? pee when i laf
72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? a hot poor person
73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? hit every red light
74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? never fall in love, duh!
75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? hot body and ugly face