| 1. Name: |
Natasha Ann Schoen |
| 2. Age: |
18 until April 27 |
| 3. Male or Female? |
Female. . . duh. . . check out the name |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
the night |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
yea, recently |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
2 years |
| 7. Why did it end? |
he wasn't ready/not on the same level as me |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
single |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
i'm definetly a fat **** so i like many |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
desperate housewives |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
a microwave burrito. . .LOL see- the fat ass...! |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
have too many |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
ummm....some know that answer....lol |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
cream and pink |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
diamond earings |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
ELMO!!!! |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
chicken-white meat only! |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
most of the time |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
1) a hot, sexy man, a blanket, and protection....lol |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
nope, never really do |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
most definetly |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
yup |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
i have a lot |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
don't have a house phone since i have two cells |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
yea i bet my pants could...lmao |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
ummm... they all feel soooo good... |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
ohhhh yea...lets keep that a hush though |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
a whatta? yea don't know. if it has a nail file that would be it |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
none. i don't follow time it follows me |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
$243.89 |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
my ex |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
dunno, never got caught. . .yet |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
No Answer |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
nooooo! that is so mean. even if cows are scary! |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
yea. . . dunno- Ricky Bobby lol |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
yea my mom |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
2 |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
$0 |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
nope. used to play te piano |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
fork-u could use it for almost all foods |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
in va- 99.5 love the Kane show |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
depends where i'm going |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
don't even know what a easy button is. unless its on clothing... |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
my voicemail |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
what is that? |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
umm no. i would tell them to get their lazy **** out |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
too many times |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
yea. . . i can be a dork sometimes |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
too recently. lets just say it wasn't that noticeable |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
always. it was my ex's so it green for now |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
a tiny minature monkey |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
double masterroom apartment with my fav sis MoMo |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
Well i had some help not to long ago ;) lol |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
my sister |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
on a no-expense vacation |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
nope |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
a woman who knows what she's doing |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
. . . shhhhh. . .lets keep that a secret |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
hahaha-i drank raw eggs. . . don't ask! |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
ughhhhh- to hard of a question |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
i love my name - sorry |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
play with my . . . package. . . |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
own businesses that other people run for me |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
i wish my brother could live with me as well |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
with my sexy lover by nice waterfalls, warm weather, clear-water beaches. . . |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
love too many. . . |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
Victoria Secret |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
happy for another month. whats the point of living if you'll never find happiness |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
i'd use a thimble. that's just sick. who wants to be gunned. . .? |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
ewwwww. . . . . none |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
fly i guess- but i wouldn't get very far. . . now my brother on the other hand. . . |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
hard question |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
now that's just a dumb question |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
sex is important. . .but so is love. . . dunno |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
hot face cause i could always fix the body-duh |
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