| 1. Name: |
Justin |
| 2. Age: |
16 |
| 3. Male or Female? |
male |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
tea time |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
Yeah.. I'm pretty sure I have |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
I think almost a year |
| 7. Why did it end? |
She dumped me... |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
Single |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
Apollo |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
Lost.... or the OC |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
Pizza |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
Hamburgers |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
Yeah twice at chool today, and three times at work.. Hah nah never |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
Dark Blue |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
A wristband |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
The cookie monster |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
cooked |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
I have to say that I do |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
yarn, rubber duck, and a cheesecake |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
Yeah |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
Mos Def |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
Yeah I make sure to have at least three forms of I.D on me |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
zzzzzz...zzzzzz...zzzzzz it's always on vibrate |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
92 and 1/2 |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
Yeah if i don't want children when I get older |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
The inverted turtle |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
Nah |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
The knife.... it's most practical given the title |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
No Answer |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
I dunno. |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
Martha Stewart... we were both really drunk |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
At the mall ! tag up every store! NAh i'm not quite sure |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
Horse |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
Yup |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
Jeff Gordon |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
NO! And I hope never to.. |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
24 |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
15 |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
My Guitar! Daily |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
A Spork, or a Foon.. Just because they are fun to say. Otherwise they are very useless. |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
Um.. I don't listen to the radio, but I guess 94.1 .... Is that a radio station? |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
Booth! |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
Sadly No. |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
Hooters |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
No.. MAybe.... No |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
No but that's a good idea! |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
No... That doesn't sound like a job for me |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
Yeah.. I've even tripped sitting down |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
Sunday at work... Pizza sauce |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
Blue! |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
A Lion! Or a tiger...... No bear. |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
I live good |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
I just finished.. |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
I don't have a bestest friend.. Just a lot of close friends |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
Newport Beach, California |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
Nope |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
Osama bin Laden |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
I go to school all day, then |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
My cousin and I made this bowl of cereal containing just about anything you can think of.... Wasn't the best thing i've eaten |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
Hamburgers with cheese...... Cheeseburgers then. I guess |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
Raoul Duke |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
Walk around Naked all day. |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
Playing Guitar.... Or Surfing |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
I don't know... I'm pretty contempt |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
Hawaii |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
67' Mustang fastback |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
$1,000 isn't a whole lot... I guess Hollister |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
That's a rhetorical question.. I think everyone would answer the first one! |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
HuH? |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
Neither, but if I have to chose: My parents finding me.. I think I would just start laughing |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
Fly when I fart.. That would be awesome! |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
Hot poor person. I want to make all the money |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
Hit every red light. |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
Damn! um..... Yeah I don't like this question |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
Just give me both... |