| 1. Name: |
Crystal |
| 2. Age: |
17 but turning 18 very soon LeGAL |
| 3. Male or Female? |
female |
| 4. What is your favorite time of day? |
as soon as the school bell ring and at 9 pm |
| 5. Have you ever been in love? |
no havent been blessed with anything close to that |
| 6. How long was your longest relationship? |
umm 8 months |
| 7. Why did it end? |
because it wasnt working out |
| 8. Single or Taken? |
Im single N LOvin IT im So Freeeeeeeeeee |
| 9. Favorite Candy Bar? |
i like crunch that candy bar go sooo hard |
| 10. Favorite TV show (past or present)? |
desperate housewives n grey antamony oh yeah those are the shows |
| 11. What was the last thing you cooked? |
a hamburger it was good |
| 12. What is your absolute favorite meal? |
chicken fried steak |
| 13. Have you ever masturbated at work or in a public place? |
no no hell naw |
| 14. What color is your shirt (if you are wearing one)? |
red |
| 15. Are you wearing any jewelry - if so what? |
my class ring |
| 16. Who is your favorite Sesame Street character? |
elmo elmo hahha |
| 17. What is your favorite meat? |
steak |
| 18. Do you have a dirty mind? |
hahha it depends do you think its dirty |
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| 19. If you were stuck on a deserted island - what 3 things would you bring to survive? |
my crack pipe non parishable food n tv |
| 20. Do you have a crush on someone - if so, who? |
no not rite now |
| 21. Do you ever want to get married? |
yes to the right person not a psycho cuz im already that lol |
| 22. Do you have a photo of yourself on you right now, other than your driver's license? |
no |
| 23. What is the ringtone on your cell phone? |
trae in the hood |
| 24. How many times does your home phone ring before the answering machine picks up? |
4 well to be honest i dont count but does that really matter tho |
| 25. Can you do a split? |
no but im flexable does that make since well it will |
| 26. What is your favorite sexual position? |
dont have one |
| 27. Have you ever had sex in public, if so, where? |
no |
| 28. What is your favorite gadget on a Swiss Army Knife? |
huh dont know about that |
| 29. How many watches do you own? |
2 but i dont wear them i just use my cell phone |
| 30. How much cash do you have on you right now? |
500 |
| 31. Who was the last person you kissed? |
woow that is personal buddy |
| 32. If you could have sex anywhere and not get caught, where would it be? |
n my bed lol i wouldnt know |
| 33. What is your favorite Barn Yard animal? |
a horse |
| 34. Have you ever been cow tipping? |
no what that yall if u know what the hell is that inform me please |
| 35. Who is your favorite NASCAR driver? |
dont have one |
| 36. Have you ever seen your parents naked? |
lol no |
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| 37. What is your favorite number? |
dont have one |
| 38. What's the most you ever won from a lottery scratch ticket? |
20 dollars |
| 39. Do you play an instrument, if so, what? |
i did triumpet n a baritone |
| 40. Fork, Spoon, or Knife, what is your favorite piece of silverware and why? |
fork cuz i grab that first |
| 41. What's your favorite radio station? |
dont have one |
| 42. When dining at a restaurant, do you prefer a table or booth? |
booth |
| 43. Do you own a Staples "Easy Button"? |
yes |
| 44. Who is number 1 on your speed dial? |
my mom |
| 45. Would you ever wear a pocket protector? |
no its not that serious |
| 46. Have you ever driven up to an ATM machine backwards so your friend can use it without getting out of the car? |
no |
| 47. Have you ever held a friends hair back while they puked? |
no i hope i dont have to experience that either but i do what ever i can to help a friend out |
| 48. Have you ever tripped on nothing at all? |
yes plenty of times n i need to stop doing that |
| 49. When was the last time you got food on your shirt and what was it? |
i dont know but its embrassing it feels like u are nasty r sumthin |
| 50. Do you use a pouf in the shower; if so what color is it? |
no but i put bubbles n my bath tub |
| 51. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you want? |
a rabbit |
| 52. What is you current living situation? |
a house full ultity if u need more info just hit me up |
| 53. When was the last time you masturbated? |
i dont do that sorry |
| 54. Who is you bestest friend in the whole world? |
me |
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| 55. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you want to be? |
brazil |
| 56. Have you ever been fired from a job? |
no have a feeling i will be very soon j/k |
| 57. Who do you think should be the next president? |
obama |
| 58. What do you do for a living? |
sell my body and go to school n work |
| 59. What's the strangest thing you have ever eaten, and how was it? |
i dont know i dont eat strange things i love my life |
| 60. If you had a choice to eat only one food for the rest of your life what would it be? |
hamburger never can go wrong with that u can even switch it up |
| 61. If you could change your name what would you change it to? |
i dont have time to think of thinks like that rick james i guess |
| 62. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for one day what would you do? |
i dont know but i do every thing i couldnt do |
| 63. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? |
Pharmacist yeah |
| 64. If you could change one aspect of your life what would you change? |
i would change myt circumstance of being n high school i want to go to college Now |
| 65. What is your dream vacation? |
being with sumone that is fun n spectacular |
| 66. What is your dream car? |
bmw |
| 67. If you had $1,000 and could only spend it in one store, what store would it be? |
walmart its like everything there |
| 68. If you had to choose between living for another month in complete happiness and then dying, or living another 30 years struggling by, what would you choose? |
living for another month in complete happiness |
| 69. Would you rather be machine-gunned to death by Lite-Brite pegs or have to drink all liquids using a thimble? |
dont know |
| 70. Would you rather find your parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? |
have my parents have sex |
| 71. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh? |
fly when i fart its seems fun lol blup wheeeeeeee lol yall dont think so |
| 72. Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or a hot poor person? |
i go for personality beauty would be nice also |
| 73. Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life or dress like Richard Simmons the rest of your life? |
dress likeRichard Simmons the rest of my liffe |
| 74. Would you rather never fall in love or never have sex? |
wow thats heard how about fall n love n have sex ya **** i can rearrange the question |
| 75. Would you rather have a hot face and an ugly body or a hot body and an ugly face? |
i rather let the lord create me |
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