| 1. When is your birthday? |
Today Feb. 27th |
| 2. Where will you be? |
At Home |
| 3. Do you like birthdays? |
Nah not really unless there at the bar |
| 4. Do you a have birthday party? |
Nah. I went to the club and got **** ed up the other day cuz my b-day is on a weekday |
| 5. Who goes? |
Carlos, April, and some other friends went. |
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| 6. What do you do? |
Drink |
| 7. Do you think anyone actually takes 21 shots on their 21st birthday? |
I did last year |
| 8. How many birthday spankings will you get on your next birthday? |
I didn't get any but a kick in the **** by the shots |
| 9. Would you describe your home as a "zoo"? |
nah, I just have 2 pets now |
| 10. What's the best gift you've ever gotten? |
**** a laptob but he took it back when I kicked him out the crib |
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| 11. What do you want most for your next birthday? |
Just another dy out at the club |
| 12. What do you want from friends? |
Shots |
| 13. What do you want from siblings? |
Shots |
| 14. How many birthdays in the future do you think you'll have? |
too many |
| 15. How many languages can you sing the birthday song in? |
2 |
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| 16. What's the earliest birthday you remember? |
7 |
| 17. What day of the week was your FIRST birthday? |
how am i supposed to know |
| 18. How much did you weigh? |
dk |
| 19. Who was there with you? |
dk |
| 20. When you blow out your next candles... what will you wish for? |
a man |
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